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Poes-clause

He that choofs is a little bitch and forfeits any rights as a result.
I invoke the poes-clause. You automatically lose this argument.
by Anoobis.the.first February 25, 2025
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Poes Donkie

The ulmimate trio of confideny men who are capable of bewetting a woman vagina within a radius of 10m. They are the real heros of this fucked world.
Man I really wish I was a Poes Donkie. This universe really needed them, they're our heroes
by The Lion 007 July 13, 2025
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Maintenance Pokes

Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.
Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."

Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011
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Tyron Pontes

Masssive, sexy, perfect, sporty, loving and THE best boyfriend ever. Loves juice and his dog. Normally very tickelish and has a cute laugh. He is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. His girlfriend will always love him.
by micky110394 August 24, 2011
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Banana poes bread

anal bread loaves commonly eaten by homoseaxual Chris'
Chris: I am craving some banana poes bread so badly.
Me: faggot
by milkstout January 27, 2014
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Jumping Poles

When you jump from one dick to another during sex.
Ryan-"Sadie stop jumping poles onto Ben "
by StreetNamez101 October 9, 2016
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Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
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