penis

let me tall you all about " THE PENIS"

1) its a special weapon used in star wars IV to throw sticky bombs at people
2)its a holy organ that control the world
3)dont worry about this..
4)its the reason why girls are always flirting me..
5)its something that stand up from your panz at unusuall times
6)its a cool organ who prefer to live outside the body because he thinks other organs are boring and geeks..
7) pussy's nightmare or pussy's best dreamm(depend on the SIZEE AND THE HEIGHT IN INCHES!!)

see ya! enjoy your pussy/penis!

penisbeautiful girl : what the fuck is that thing!!
the man : its my COCK, u wana touch it?
beautiful girl : sure babe !! :) :D
the man : let lye down.. ahh okay u can start!
beautiful : oh yee its really worm, i feel like i wana lick it, can i ?? pleasee!!
man: sure babe :)
beautiful : ohhh yeeeeeeeeee!! i love it!!!!!!!!!!!
beautiful : i feel like i wana put it in my pussy and move it, do u mind ?
man : sure babe!!
beautiful : ohh ye!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you MR>COCK!!
beautiful : fuck!! fuck!! i love thiS!!!!!!! x 100
man : ohh nooo, i have to do the ugly bomb again, sorry babe
man : ohh yee..... bring your face dally, ohh yee
beautiful : hmm.. this is soo deliciouss!!!! i love it!!! let's do it everyday!!

AND YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO, ITS MY ADVICE TO YOU YOUNG LADIES!! DONT UNRUSH IT!!

by Zaid al-bayati January 2, 2010

penis

a thing that man has and the woman wants and the pope doesn't use it

not neccesary, penis is very clear word

by wlex88 February 16, 2010

penis

Something I have.

Something I like to suck on

by Spooka May 22, 2003

Penis

What will one day be useless when lesbians rule the world

Gary had a hairy 'penis' and it was erectile

by I just sat on a pinapple June 23, 2016

Penis

An empowered basic attack that requires adequate preparation of foreplay and consumes the inner fuels of a male organism. When unleashing this attack, the recipient may experience unwanted sexual desires and sexual feelings. However, there may be cases where the feeling experienced is genuine and appreciated by the recipient and thus the empowered basic attack has achieved it's purpose.

Example 1

Guy: How did the penis feel?
XXX: It felt great, I didn't know I wanted these feelings.... *smooch*

Example 2

Winsle: I'm never going to show my penis to anyone....
XXX: Sometimes you just need to relax a bit and let them know you have a penis.

Example 3

Dhimitri: Has anyone seen my bread? I'll let them taste my penis when its ready!
XXX: I'll show you my buns if that that suffices your needs?

by B8W September 7, 2016

Penis

Something derrick doesn't have

many of his friends make fun of him for having no penis

by Lake rivers December 30, 2016

Penis

PENIS is commonly used for the dangly thing between men's legs but what many do not know is that it is wakalukuwanese (an ancient language from the grave of a Zimbabwe Tribe) for Bladed Weapon.

"Tomeu Jarared Ongare Penis Hearlod Cunoka." meaning I am going to hit you with my Bladed Weapon or I am going to hit you with my Penis.

by A Dinosaur Catcher. January 20, 2017