pencil

your or a guys dick

the thing that creats sperm and testosterone

hey can i sharpen pencil in your sharpener?!

*TRANSLATION* hey let's fuck!

by Elz3r September 30, 2005

pencil stapler

It when a guy sticks his dick into a very tight vagina which it will not go in or a vagina with crabs and it pinches the guys dick into two.

pencil stapler

by njmad June 15, 2009

pencil heel

stiletto heel; pointed heel.

Models like sandals with pencil heels.

by uttam maharjan January 9, 2011

finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.

"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face

by Dave March 28, 2004

I'll pencil you in

A phrase meaning that the speaker intends to add the listener to a list, or make an appointment for the listener to attend a meeting at a later time.

(Pencil, a noun, is being used as a verb for the action associated with it.)

Fred: I need help with my homework.
Daphne: I'm not free until 6.30. I'll pencil you in for then if that's OK.
Fred: It's a date.

by phantom oddity May 20, 2004

Pencil Whipping

At the end of a golf round, Pencil Whipping is the act of adding a few strokes to a hole or multiple holes of your opponent.

Mike: Alright, I had a 3,4,5,4, and 6 on the first 5 holes. Do you have the same?

Ryan: Actually, I have you down for a 4,7,6,4,8. I think I am correct.

Mike: Are you kidding me! Your just pencil whipping me!

by Jut254 July 11, 2010

I'll pencil you in

To make definite plans to meet with someone. As in writing your name in an appointment book.

I'm free Thursday afternoon, so I'll pencil you in.

by jafo May 19, 2004