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Pedophillic

The fear of pedophiles, more specifically, the irrational fear of older people (around the age of 30 - 60+) being around teen's, tween's, and kid's of ages around 4 - 17.
John was petrified at the sight, a elderly man was standing right above a tween, two things in his head linked and he automatically assumed the man was a pedophile, but he was just pedophillic.
by Scattergrunt January 2, 2021
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Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."
Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."
by sunfighteryoriichi July 2, 2024
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pedophile

It is a nasty ass old person who like younger people like they are really disgusting always buy peper spray and a teaser and kick them in they balls
ONG DUDE A PEDOPHILE
EW GET YO NASTY DOLAND TRUMP ASS AWAY FROM ME
by Umm_wsp_lmao April 3, 2022
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dog pedophile

someone who wants to fuck a dog. someone sexually attracted to their best friends dogs.
omg, madeline is a dog pedophile. She wants to fuck my dog cooper!
by cavetowns cool December 20, 2020
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THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW

WILLIAM HENRY GATES III...requirement as to have committed a CRIMINAL ACT with a PRISON PHOTO.

DECEMBER 13, 1977. APD 105 519

A new law FOR CONTROL to prevent any formation PEDOPHILE SEX RINGS where WILLIAM HENRY GATES III (THE THIRD ) was instrumental in the idea by interviewing JEFFREY EDWARD EPSTEIN.

Family situations are no exception as they have to STAGGER hotel arrangements if there are two or more as in opposition to THE "0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW if two or more.

It is possible to the extent of great influence as RESTAURANTS are included in the THE "0NE PEDOPHILE LAW due to the COMET PING PONG PIZZERIA SCANDAL.

Work place relations Al's has to follow THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW as it is a very comprehensive powerful law body orchestrating it.
Listen THE "0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW is only 0NE PEDOPHILE per hotel or motel as after they are told to say when they got one , "as we are totally booked'.

In any public accomodations or housing not anymore can PEDOPHILES share living arrangements under THE " 0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW.

Institutions of learning are not exempt as CLOSE CLASS one THE "ONE PEDOPHILE " LAW is satisfied.

Work place relations Al's has to follow THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW as it is a very comprehensive powerful law body orchestrating it.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 5, 2022
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Pedophile

a person who is sexually attracted to children.
"Joe admitted to being a pedophile by saying he likes a 17 year old girl"
by swaggy steven March 8, 2024
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PedoPhile

Someone that likes to finger little kids named Adrian pussyhole which is also a retarded nonce

Adrian 'Can I finger you'

3 Year old 'what does that mean'

Adrian 'You'll find out'
by nigerian nig November 18, 2022
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