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Pedophile Vehicle

A white cargo van that looks sketchy as hell, usually dirty, dented, or missing a hubcap.
Stereotypically the ride of choice for creeps, clowns, or anyone you definitely don’t wanna see parked outside a playground.

Common suspects include: Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econoline, old Dodge Ram Vans, and in other parts of the world, Toyota Hiace, Renault Master, or Volkswagen Crafter.
Jarred: “Yo, why’s that crusty white van circling the block again?”
Jamie: “Bruh, that’s a straight-up pedophile vehicle.”
by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025
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Pedophile

Close friend of Jeffrey Epstein, 45th and 47th President of the United State of America Donald J. Trump.
The most powerful person on earth is a pedophile.
by skebedee November 12, 2025
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Pedophilism

A sexual perversion exhibited by an individual, community, or institution characterized by an attraction to children as the preferred sexual object.

Pedophilism highlights the systems in place that exploits or/and normalizes sexual attraction to minors.

specifically structures that legitimize a psychiatric disorder in which an adult harbors sexual fantasies about or engages in sexual acts with a child.
Examples

The investigation revealed a deep-seated pedophilism within the community, where neighbors chose a false sense of peace at the expense of the children.

When society treats attraction to minors as a 'lifestyle choice' rather than a crime it creates a structure of pedophilism.

Her theory stated that child marriage is a form of legal pedophilism that normalizes pedophilia through official government systems.

The school's failure to report her was an act of pedophilism because the court psychologist diagnosed her as a pedophile.
by Ada The Creator December 27, 2025
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Pedophilism

A sexual perversion exhibited by an individual, community, or institution characterized by an attraction to children as the preferred sexual object.

Pedophilism highlights the systems in place that exploits or/and normalizes sexual attraction to minors.

specifically: structures that legitimize a psychiatric disorder in which an adult harbors sexual fantasies about or engages in sexual acts with a child.
Examples

The investigation revealed a deep-seated pedophilism within the community, where neighbors chose a false sense of peace at the expense of the children.

When society treats attraction to minors as a 'lifestyle choice' rather than a crime it creates a structure of pedophilism.

Her theory stated that child marriage is a form of legal pedophilism that normalizes pedophilia through official government systems.

The school's failure to report her was an act of pedophilism because the court psychologist diagnosed her as a pedophile.
by Ada The Creator December 27, 2025
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Pedophile

Pedophiles are people who are crazy and uses kids to be their Gf/bf even when they're 6,7,8,9,10 older....
My ex's new gf is a pedophile

Just because he's tall she dates him with no worries sheessshhh what a person.
by Shushhhh November 23, 2021
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ethan´s a pedophile

etha very much likes little kids and will do anything to be able to spend one minute with a 5 year old
Person 1: I saw ethan fucking the little kid over there
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile
by CraZYDuck26 January 23, 2025
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molecular pedophile

A pedophile that is at least 1 foot shorter than their usual targets
A: Hey~
B: oh, hello short ahh molecular pedophile
by Notta Person 2763 February 1, 2025
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