Retarded patriot.

An extremist who loves his country so much that, he'll dismiss all crimes and negatives happening in the country under the flag of culture, heritage and religion. This behaviour is prevalent in the older gen and some retarded young people of India.
Ram: I wish I could've married Violina.
John: She's 15, you're 30
Ram: The rich culture of India is lost, we used to marry children and make 10 kids out of her. I wish people didn't westernize India, maybe then I could've married her.
John: There's a limit to patriotism, but now, you're just a retard. A retarded patriot.
by Bla_nk June 2, 2021
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When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.
John: Hey big papi can you give me a Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer
Tyrone: Bet nigga
by Cleft lardson April 30, 2021
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patriots

The most hated NFL team because there to good. Many people will find some reason to bitch about them no matter how far they have to go.
Person 1 : I hate the patriots
Person2 : bro just cause the falcons choked smh
by THE TRUTH T February 1, 2019
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Patriot Time

Noun. When you're in a war zone but there's blank calendar time suggesting off time to non essential personnel.
Hey LT, why the fuck don't you have the latest imagery? Sorry sir, but the intelligence personnel were all on Patriot Time.
by ProfessionalT April 21, 2018
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Trumpet of Patriots

When a bunch of old men between ages 65-95 get together, eat a bunch of beans and then proceed to stand in a circle, jack each other off while continuously farting and jizz into one big collective puddle while singing the national anthem.
Bruce: My neighbour is an extremely homophobic priest but last night I saw on the news he got caught in the middle of a Trumpet of Patriots with his dick out
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!
by jims gooning May 13, 2025
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Patriotizing

That's very patriotizing of you!!!
by Wuckload wyatt March 13, 2025
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Getting Patriotic

This is when your fucking your bitch and you put an American flag in her asshole.
Hey Bill did you see my and my Wife Getting Patriotic last night? I sent you a video take a look.
by Whycantiusehashtags January 19, 2024
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