6 definitions by The Homeless One

Philadelphia Eagles

Pulling a Philadelphia Eagles is going to prison for three felonies and getting at least 100 years as minimum punishment.

"My son just went to prison on aggravated assault, He is such an Philadelphia Eagles Fan

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

School

A school is where you get locked up for seven hours by multiple staff members and have to remember many skills you will never use in daily life as a form of torture. School is for criminals that are too dangerous for even the best maximum prisons, sometimes schools have an event called school shootings, where staff herd up all the prisoners up and keep them inside the building with the shooter instead of going outside.

"School is a great form of education for anybody, of any age"- Satan

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

massachusetts

Middle of no-where that nobody gives a fuck about, yet everyone there thinks that they are somehow important

"That Rachel girl is such a Mary Sue but, it makes sense because she's from massachusetts.

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

Bandwagoner

Someone who changes or supports teams only for their win percentage or certain players, a bandwagoner has no loyalty towards a team. Many bandwagoners may make half and half jerseys or mix two logos together because a player they like switched teams but, their old team is still winning

"All people with half Patriot and Buccaneer jerseys are not Buccaneer fans, they are bandwagoners for Tom Brady."

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

New England Patriots

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).

"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

Buffalo Bills

To lose at something four times in a row.

"The 2017 Cleveland Browns have won as much as the Buffalo Bills have in the Superbowl"

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023