palm berettas

some shit joey bada$$ said
it prolly means shooting with berettas or smthn idk

joeybadass: Where them niggas don't aim, they just palm Berettas
everyone: this nigga retarded tf that mean?

by juztz1n July 11, 2018

Leveling up your paladin

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

by Atlec November 3, 2005

PALIN FAIL

A failure more epic than EPIC FAIL can indicate.

Sarah Palin's interview with Katie Couric was a PALIN FAIL.

by halo0 January 15, 2009

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

Underrated and often forgotten.

ELP is a british progressive rock group formed in 1970 by Keith Emerson, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer. To this day they have sold over 30 million albums. Their biggest success was the album Brain Salad Surgery in 1973. A very different sound when compared to other prog. rock bands from their time. Also known for their outstanding and crazy live shows.

"Do you like Emerson, Lake & Palmer?"
"Huh?"

by ELP fan January 6, 2006

Paliniosexual

As opposed to a sapiosexual, a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence; a paliniosexual is a person sexually attracted to ignorance.

Pat Buchanan is sexually attracted to Sarah Palin; therefore, Pat Buchanan is a paliniosexual.

by pari_passu September 10, 2010

Crystal Palace Transmitter

A phrase used as rhyming slang for anus. Often shortened to simply Crystal Palace.

Crystal Palace Transmitter = Shitter

Mostly in London, particularly south of the river.

Do you take it up the Crystal Palace Transmitter?

Well I’m on the blob so I’ve got no choice right now.

by FrankieHW April 13, 2020

Paletero Man

Spanish for "the ice cream man" sells cheetos and raspados and chicharones for 1.00 goes around the block all day rings his bell.

the Paletero Man is almost here you want anything
yeah give me some chicarones con some tapatio

by johnnylovestofly December 6, 2010