Someone who checks up on the size of the gratuity left by another person in a restaurant, bar, etc. to make sure that person didn't short change the waiter.
I picked up the tab at the bar. When I was looking away, one of my freinds grabbed my credit card slip to make sure I had left a big enough tip. So I said, "Dude, you're a tip profiler? You just tip profiled me!? Next time you're paying A-hole!"
by Purplesteel October 9, 2009
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Everybody has been on that slow tip from time to time. Some people are stuck on that slow tip. Others are only temporarily intoxicated, distracted, or just not feelin it.
You may notice the person isn't all there or doesn't seem aware of people growing impatient around him. Whether he is painstakingly counting and recounting his change at McDonald's before giving up and handing over another dollar bill; taking forever to pack a bowl while sober bitches around him start walking away; or can't stop talking about a movie that everyone else saw 2 years ago; the fool ain't dumb, he just be on that slow tip.
Everybody has been on that slow tip from time to time. Some people are stuck on that slow tip. Others are only temporarily intoxicated, distracted, or just not feelin it.
You may notice the person isn't all there or doesn't seem aware of people growing impatient around him. Whether he is painstakingly counting and recounting his change at McDonald's before giving up and handing over another dollar bill; taking forever to pack a bowl while sober bitches around him start walking away; or can't stop talking about a movie that everyone else saw 2 years ago; the fool ain't dumb, he just be on that slow tip.
It took me half an hour to type up this definition. Damn, I'm on that slow tip. Urban Dictionary must be on that slow tip, too. It's 2012 and bitches still don't know about this word?
by original derpster January 10, 2012
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by ooopsay March 16, 2023
Get the tip of the slongue mug.When in another country the act of tipping a service industry personnel enough to get them to speak your language.
I had use tip-language on that bartender and give him 20 dollars to get him to talk to me in english.
by utman101 February 28, 2010
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