Nuclear Turtle

When your bowel movement results in a mushroom cloud of stench arising in the immediate vicinity. Then you observe below you in the toilet bowl the illegitimate spawn of some sort of amphibians from the bikini atoll test site. Most of the time a nuclear turtle is of a green color in some or all of its outer coating, although a black and brown variety has been reported.

My sh*t just hit critical mass, nuclear turtle imminent!

by TurtleBomber October 1, 2010

client number nine

1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.

1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***

by wisk March 13, 2008

number one baby

A significant other; Love of one's life; the most important person in your life (note: one's number one baby could very likely also be their manager)

After the dodger game, Armen made love to Marlene like she was his number one baby!

by Armen N August 7, 2006

Number

12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262627282930

I i need 1 bag of sugar

I need 2 bottles of milk

I need 3 PS4’s
How many numbers is that

by Ghhfhdhdhshshhd August 17, 2018

fuck number

The setting on a Sleep Number® Bed used for fucking.Usually a much higher number than used for sleeping.

My sleep number is 35 and the wife's is 55 but our fuck number is a firm 85.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

your number

the number of sex partners one has had.

Hey sweetie, what's "your number"?

by tl_terry June 18, 2008

nuclear ass detonation

a gigantic ass explosion (which see). Not just explosive but NUCLEAR. Chars the ass releasing it, resulting in painful dumps for days following. Usually the result of alcohol and some type of spicy food. The fumes blind anyone within the confines of the restroom.

"Dude, i had beer and taco bell last night....shit...this morning i had a nuclear ass detonation"

by Guiness Meister September 6, 2008