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douche puppy

A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.
"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."
by gimmeurtots72 April 5, 2010
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Puppy Noodle

Ohh look, a Puppy Noodle is over there wook at its widdle face!
by Da_Evil_Doggo June 4, 2018
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Training Puppy

A puppy bought by a woman to lure her man into wanting to have children. The puppy is used to train the man to bring out his paternal instincts by caring for the puppy. The man usually has no idea what he is getting into when they initially get the puppy
Sean was quiet excited about the puppy he and Michele were going to get , but little did he know that it was a "Training Puppy" , that will trick him into wanting to have children
by t_210 August 4, 2010
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puppy-time

Whenever a dog roams around domestically in an unusual manner. Usually back and forth, repeatedly.
Sammo wouldn't let go that rubber duck, and when I yanked it away from his mouth, it went puppy-time!
by nubreed1980 April 5, 2010
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Big puppy

A real big dog, a bloke who definitely hits the gym (among other things). Can also be used to describe anything that is abnormally large in comparison to it's average height (e.g. a Barge could be called a "Big Puppy").
When that one national powerlifter in your rowing team takes his shirt off for the boys:

"Oooh he's a big puppy boys!"
by zootybooty June 3, 2018
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grunge puppy

A grunge puppy is a very cute male/female that adheres to the grunge style circa 1980-1990's. They wear the following but not limited to these articles of clothing: leather/pleather jackets (studded or non-studded), plaid, flannel, acid wash, light denim, Doc Martens, un-kempt or natural looking hair,fishnets, females can be mistaken for hookers/street walkers, also anything that looks like it could be off of a character from : Married with Children, Full House, Blossom or any members of Nirvana/Hole.

While these styles could be off-setting to some, the grunge puppy is so attractive in looks, personality,confidence, crudeness, realness, and demeanor, that the fact they are horribly dressed from the wrong era makes them even more attractive.

It's like seeing the cutest puppy in the world, but then that puppy with a very off-putting collar and haircut. You just can't resist it.
Examples of a grunge puppy: Kelly Bundy, Kimmy Gibler, Coutney Love, Kurt Cobain, BUT if it was 2014 and they had not conformed to styles.
by IdontKNOWiDONTcare April 17, 2014
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Vegas Puppy

an artist, musician, magician, or other alternative-culture type that lives in and/or around Las Vegas AND whose works are influenced by Sin City culture.
www.vegaspuppies.blogspot.com
Dude! Check out that great painting of the "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign. That guy is totally a Vegas Puppy.
by s&m February 17, 2004
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