Definitions by gimmeurtots72
douche puppy
A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.
"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."
douche puppy by gimmeurtots72 April 5, 2010
douche baggerary
"Look at that guy in that truck, he's sticking his foot out the open window. That is the most retarded display of douche baggerary that I've ever seen!"
"That retard is prone to douche baggerary"
"That retard is prone to douche baggerary"
douche baggerary by gimmeurtots72 February 7, 2010