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we need to talk

What a gurlfriend tells her boyfriend when they did something worng or they are breaking up.
Rita telling Dean they need to talk about the way he drinks. or Rita telling Dean they need to talk because she had enough of his BS and it is over.
by Stephanie September 20, 2003
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we need to talk

A word that is almost always followed up with shit, fuck, how did you know, and I think we should break up/get a divorce.

Usually used by girlfriends to break up or wives to complain about how Becky flipped her off in work.
Situation 1: Vivian: We need to talk
Daniel: (sighs inside) I think we should break up.
Vivian: What'd I do?
Daniel: Have sex with my best friend and tell me about it

Situation 2: Marcia: We need to talk.
Richard: (inside mind): FUCK (out loud): SHIT
by British Black Cocks March 23, 2017
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i need a girlfriend

It means that who ever is saying it has no bitches
Person a: I need a girlfriend
Person but: cause you have no bitches
by Dray98411 September 16, 2022
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cretin needs a beating

it's another 'rhyme-paced meter' way to say that somebody is 'cruising for a bruising'. In other words, somebody is being a stupid asshole and deserves to be put back in his or her PLACE! That moron is just asking for trouble.
1. Yesterday at the Memorial Day ceremony in Arlington Cemetery Donald Traitortrump gave a long-winded pompous ass speech promoting and gloating about HIMSELF - yes, AGAIN! He has pissed off a lot of people - AGAIN - including many military veterans because everything he talked about (and tweeted) was, as always about 'ME ME ME'. That cretin needs a beating because he's a dirty treasonous criminal and he just don't know how to STFU!

2. Greg keeps on flicking bent staples at other students while sitting in the back of science class. He also throws paper wads and flicks boogers in class and when somebody turns around, he just gives a shit-eating grin. That cretin needs a beating and one of these days he will get one.

3. Somebody just like the above-mentioned Greg went on to become a Macbeth. He took over the Libyan nation and got his hands on dangerous hardware - bombs and rockets. He was a terror-monger. That cretin got his final beating for good in 2011. He was Moammar Qaddafy.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2018
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needs crap thrown at it

a digital photoghraph that needs to be cropped
Hey mac, this pic needs crap thrown at it!
by kaykay (>=^3^=)> June 28, 2009
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need not concern us

Something which is irrelevant, does not pertain to the current study.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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