She's a gas-cooker?..This confused Jonjo- what was Kindred doing living with a whore?
(William Boyd; Ordinary Thunderstorms )
(William Boyd; Ordinary Thunderstorms )
by JohnJacobus October 19, 2011

When you have gas that is inside your body but doesnt want to come out. Some what like being constipated but instead of stool its gas.
by Monster504 December 23, 2011

Gas-brakin. v. 1. the art of driving by pressing the gas pedal more than you should, then the brake pedal over and over, instead of just using cruise control; causing everyone in the car to get car sick even if they do not get car sick. This usually leads to everyone being very mad and the in-experienced driver.
"On the 4hr drive to the airport, I thought we were all going to kill Josh. He was gas-brakin the whole trip, even on the interstate!"
by CharlestonSmith1 September 8, 2009

A beta bitch made “male” who through usually an online following dupes jaded females outta their money by telling them every problem in their life is a mans fault absolving them of their personal responsibility and their money
Tim tells these women everything they wanna hear just for likes and follows, he’s one of them gas for cash ass niggas
by J_King September 10, 2019

Guy 1: "I was with this girl the other night and I got so turned on when she did the Gas Shaker."
Guy 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Guy 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by johnfortnitekreger April 4, 2023

A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions.
Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023

Asking someone to do a favor that you know does not want to perform the task. Accomplished by using guilt, an owed debt or false pretenses.
by BoggeyDog April 6, 2022
