What the nani

What the nani - can also be pronounced like this : what da nani, what nani...

A mix of "What the fuck" and the japanese word "Nani" from Ken the Survivor (stands for "What ?!").

Use it when you are very suprised and would be tempted to say "What the fuck ?!", but you really like Japan (and slang is sometimes frown upon).

1) Your father : "You listen to Rammstein ? I hate Rammstein ! It's pure shit !"

You : "What da nani ???"

2) Your girlfriend (if you're a male) : "Hey, in fact I'm a lesbian... Ciao !"

You : "Wh-what the nani ??"

by WhatNaniDePunjitsu April 26, 2020

pot favor nani

a very versatile saying used to cause distraction to people you hate/don't wish to talk to

"please give me a second chance"
"pot favor nani"

by abi.houston July 17, 2021

i.love.ur.nanin

i.love.ur.nanin is a cool tiktoker legend myth cool extroverted hot not insecure beautiful can spell handsome human who eats ur nanis pussy all day all night non stop

u: yo do u here those sounds

ur friend: yeah they're probably from ur mom which is getting eat eaten by "i.love.ur.nanin"

u and ur mom: 😧

by:ur mom

by suppper duper cool guy November 20, 2021

i.love.ur.nanin

is a scary big guy who will eat ur mom so good she'll scream all night so be careful and save ur moms

you:yo my mom got ate
friend :ikr that guy is a legend tho i.love.ur.nanin

by i.love.ur.nanin November 22, 2021

biggas and neaners chat

noun the most toxic chat on earth

Biggas and Neaners chat is very toxic to friends. for example Stefan hates Gabe because he invites himself everywhere.

by under armour boy June 7, 2022

retarded little neanderthal

A race of people in the Ratan Galaxy known as Vatians, instead of doing their own homework and being patient they tried to fuck themselves to death and make everyone else join. They pretend to be alive and use the Irish as a scapegoat.

The Vatians started project 'retarded little neanderthal' with 100% efficacy and providence, be happy don't worry life's short be an aashole.

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025

Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025