Ness

A Ness is a very cool german guy that is surrounded by women 24/7. Mostly a Ness is a very good basketballplayer.

Girl: Oh look at that guy. That must be a Ness. Otherwise I can't explain why there are so much girls around him!

by D.r.e. September 3, 2007

loch ness

The name given to every other man's penis.

I don't care if your dick is the size of Loch Ness. If I haven't seen it, it ain't there.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

queer-age-ness

A form off saying something is queer with extra word's that mean abosolutly nothing at the end just for style

Landon: I owned some n00b in cs source 17 times with a knife in one round
Megan: LMFAO, You're lieing. Liar Liar Pants on Fire!
Landon: That's so queer-age-ness, get a life.

by MIXXOYS July 30, 2008

loch ness monster

a freakishly gargantuant dick, on either a white or a black guy. NO HOMO

That bitch almost didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 'til I showed her my dick.

by The Great Puzzler September 12, 2009

Nessa

The biggest hoe you will ever meet in your life, she is a disgrace and nobody loves her. She is insecure ugly, fat and just the worst girl you can ever get your hands on, if you ever meet a Nessa, just run away trust me shes a regret.

Guy : "I'm dating Nessa"

Guy 2 : "SHES A HOE BRO"

Guy 3 : "I was sleeping with her yesterday-"

by NessaHater101 July 17, 2020

Nesskey Kong

The act of shipping god (Donkey Kong) with his husband, the holy spirit (Ness) to please them, this is the main act of worshipping in the religion of Nesskeyism.

#NesskeyKong
NESSKEY KONG 4 LIFE
Make Nesskey Kong trend

by Smash Bandicoot June 12, 2021

ness

The essence, spirit or soul of something or summit like that

Your Smellyness is terrible

by Alex June 2, 2003