Mikey Williams

mikey williams is a blonde heterosexual male with a white privileged life.

is that mikey williams? yes it is because he has a recessive trait to where it makes his hair blond.

by _poopyluv_ June 14, 2021

shake that mokey

(verb)
to find a way - any damn way - to get rid of that thang that keeps hangin on.

not to be confused with shock the monkey.

Girl, you gots to shake that monkey, it's been two damn years since The Bartlett.

by c. obscura December 7, 2004

mokey

its a balls word that katie made up and thinks its better than meshuggah.

katie : i made up a word, 'mokey'
me : thats bollocks

by dave February 13, 2004

Mykell

Now we all know Mykell is the most handsome , sweetest , quietest guy you will ever meet. he is also funny asl , he can turn your worst days into your best. Just DONT get on his bad side or may the lord be with you. Besides him having the best personality ever he also has a freaky side ;) but not just for anybody , only for his girl and his girl only. Get Yourself A Mykell❤️

He looks like a Mykell lets go

by johnnyboi628 November 21, 2021

Mykenzie

Mykenzie is another way to call someone a thot. She is a total hoe, a jealous person, a liar, future stripper and prostitute. People act like they are her friend when they secretly hate her. She likes every boy in the school. She has never been in a relationship that lasts longer than 24 hours. And when she attacks a boy she wants, oh you better run!

"Mykenzie likes you!" "God damnit, I'm gonna have to hire another bodyguard!"

by b055man69 April 16, 2018

Mikey

A big fucking asshole, who fuckimg thinks it ok to fuck with girls. A heartbreaker who stopms on the shattered peices.

Girl1: Who is that kid, he seems nice.
Girl2: Who? Mikey?

Girl1: Yeah.
Girl2: Sorry but... Looks can be deciving.
Girl1: Really? But Mikey is... so... cute.
Girl3: Wait! Do u like him.
Girl1: Yes... no. I LOVE him.
Girl2: You dont know him.
Girl3: Nope. But do u wanna meet him?
Girl1: Yes! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!
Girl3: Your funeral. MIKEY!! GET OVER HERE!! MEET THE NEW GAL!!

Girl2: Behold.
Mikey: Who wants to get fucked?
Girl1: Wat did u say?
Miley: Who wants to get fucked?
All girls: FUCK OFF MIKEY!! YOU PERVERT!!!

by Sadie Wadie Baby March 7, 2017

Mikey

He's a cunt. Always loud, mean, and blames everything on lag. He has made it his life goal to figure out "How was that not a headshot" and swears a lot when his parents aren't home. You feel bad if you don't be his friend but you also regret it if you do.

Wow. You just pulled a Mikey.

by FriendlyCow February 17, 2019