Monterey jack

slang term for disappointing/ dull;
also a type of cheese.

how was your day then?
fairly monterey jack to be honesnt.

i was monterey jack'ed with it.

by Tibbbbs April 27, 2008

montecka

xtra large, jumbo, very big.

wow sistah, you keep on drinking diet pepsi and look you now...montecka!!

by Palar Jones October 19, 2007

Monter-relay

Monter-relay is the passing of partners in a small city area, and are usually friends. At times it can get out of control with friends sleeping with the best friends Ex. Other examples is everyone hooking up with anything they can find, from tourist, Bums, M.I.I.S. Students, and Just good ol drunks.

"Im not seeing Em anymore, shes been running the Monter-relay lately, and taking the number one spot. Shes been with Everyone !"

by Pacific_D11 November 4, 2009

Moltexted

A text message from someone you do not know or you do not wish to hear from.

Dude, my ex just randomly moltexted me...

by Black Elk and Samurai November 27, 2011

Monute

A term used to meet someone on a Monday. Combination of the words 'Monday,' and 'Commute.'

Let's monute next week?

Let us monute inside your girlfriend?

by Emet34 August 27, 2011

molter

To molter a rubiks cube is the act of leaving behind/forgetting your rubiks cube when you change location.

Doug moltered his rubiks cube the other day dude, he was nearly in tears.

by RandyMarsh May 24, 2012

mootee

unexpected extra payment for contracted services

The man told me he was paying me a hundred dollars for the job, but tossed me an extra 10 dollars mootee

by mr roja December 14, 2012