Monday Neck

When somebody had a ‘fun weekend’ and hickies are found all over their neck that Monday.

Damn Justin must’ve had quite the weekend. He walked in with Monday neck today!

by Querty345 December 21, 2018

Monday

the day where you are most likely to die.

mom: come on son your gonna be late for school
son: i dont care. wake me up when it's saturday
mom: come on son its Monday ok. you cant be late for your first day of school
son: 🙄

by A RANDOM PERSON HASHTAG OOF August 13, 2019

Monday, November 11th

Today is the day when you kiss your boyfriend! Go out there and do it! Especially if his name starts with R.

Girlfriend: Do you know what day it is?

Boyfriend: no why

Girlfriend: It’s Monday, November 11th! 😉😏

Boyfriend: omg I love you!

by I<3R4ever November 5, 2019

Monday

The part of the week where everyone becomes the weeks bitch.

Welp it’s Monday, time to get fucked again..

by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019

mojay

mojays a girl that’s shy at first, but when her friends also know as xiaeinjays, she’s bold and bright. without her two friends xippir and wraein, mojay wouldn’t be as good as she is today. you can find her in a smp, or even raging in bedwars.

gosh, that girl reminds me of mojay.

by mojayy October 20, 2020

Monday Shine Day

On monday shine day (aka every monday)is when you have to talk to your crush or interact with him/her. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!!!! make this day count, its only once a week:)

Monday Shine Day was put to good use today!!!!

by pop off kween November 14, 2020

Monday

The worst day of the week. What a waste..

Fuck monday i would rather kill myself

by TheNotSoFunnyPerson May 20, 2021