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Your Mom

Probably a nice lady in real life, but used as the butt of jokes for whenever the opportunity comes up, and sometimes when an immature person who doesn't know how to use a "Your Mom" joke just feels like it.
Dad: Who called?
Me: Your mom.
by mister83e February 4, 2015
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Your mom just made us cookies!

That's not what your mom said last night!
by MrRobo00 October 8, 2014
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an answer every teenage guy gives from gr 9 on to gr 10 to any question or insult
Me: marius, you're gay.
Marius: you're gay.
Me: your mom's gay.
Marius: your mom's gay.

note: marius is not gr 9, he just never passed the your mom phase
by CapPatrat December 28, 2005
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The lamest possible come back known to mankind. Generally used by the people who are of lesser intelligence and cannot think of anything else.
Bob: I hate you, Tim.
Tim: Your Mom!!!! (In a high-pitched Squeal)
Bob: I've heard better come backs from a turkey sandwhich.
by My name is Neo. December 19, 2004
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A term commonly used by computer and game techies as a type of insult very loosely used. It consists of a statement turned into a suggestive insult by simply adding You *insert phrase here* your mom. This insult can be thrown back and forth with different objects of the insult with the same phrase.
Dude number one: I was looking at the clock earlier...
Dude number two: You clocked your mom!
Dude number one: you clocked your mom's mom
dude number two: you clocked you dad!
dude number one: you clocked you dog's papa's baby's momma.
dude number two: dude, you just dissed my girlfriend.
by Pixxiespaz January 21, 2006
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insult.
can be used to answer any question and sometimes is funny, but is waaaay overused.
mostly used if unoriginal people don't know the answer to something, or have been insulted, and want to be funny.
more funny if it makes sense,

BAD
Kate: Your a fag.
Joe: Your mom.

BETTER
Kate: Your a fag.
Joe: So's your mom/ Your mom's a fag.
by embx November 10, 2009
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Hot Moms in Your Area

Porn site ad that pretends like there are hot women in your area wanting to have sex with you.
Person1: *masturbating to porn*
Porn Site Ad: Hot Moms in your AREA! Get ready to FUCK.
by akselly March 12, 2021
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