Redneck Mistaken Identity

When a "friend" believes you originated from Texas when infact you lived in Oregon and are English

Hey, didn't you come from Texas?

No! I think this is a case of Redneck Mistaken Identity!

by Longleggedcleggyweggy November 26, 2010

common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

Damn It, Misty!

When something in the day-to-day goes wrong, it's gotta be someone's fault. Blame Misty!

*printer runs out of ink*
Damn It, Misty!

by MysteriousPosterOnUD October 5, 2020

misty rainforest

The name of the act of performing oral sex after taking a drag of a marijuana cigarette. It is so named because she will end up blowing smoke all over his pubic hair, thus creating a misty rainforest.

Mike: I almost got Jenn to give me a misty rainforest last night.

Jacob: Wow, I wish Marlena would do that.

by thegreatwhitehype March 21, 2005

Misty

1. Considered a nickname for Melissa, the name became popular for girls in the 70's to 90's.

2. The famous babes named Misty are found in the sports world: Misty May-Treanor from beach volleyball and Misty Hyman a one-time swimmer who won the gold medal in the 2000 Olympic games in Sydney, Australia, beating the Australian team.

The only Misty that I know of is Misty May-Treanor and Misty Hyman. They're both great olympians!

by kwamef August 1, 2008

Mistypus

Concoction of Water and Cornstarch to create a non-Newtonian fluid.

Also known as:
Oobleck
Ooey-Gooey
Cornstarch Suspension
Quicksand

How to make Mistypus:

Pour approximately 1/4 of the box (about 4 oz.) of cornstarch into the mixing bowl and slowly add about a half a cup of water. Mix the cornstarch and water with your hands.

Continue adding cornstarch and water in small amounts until you get a mixture that has the consistency of honey. It may take a little work to get the consistency just right, but you will eventually end up mixing one box of cornstarch with roughly 1 to 2 cups of water.

Our science experiment in science today was making Mistypus, a mixture of cornstarch and water. It was awesome!
Or

Mistypus wrestling is so much cooler than Jello wrestling!

by Non-newtonian fluid January 21, 2010

big mistakey

Making a mistake, usually with another girl. A huge mistake. Something like, getting head from a flat girl thats really ugly!

Jakey why did you try to get head from that girl? That's a big mistakey!

by jw June 18, 2003