An unintentional mustache- That unshaved hair above the upper-lip that was accidently missed by the razor. Taken from the words mistake and mustache a forgotten swipe of the razor and a mistache can appear- Mistaches come in all forms.
D- That mustache looks creepy, what's going on with you?
J- What mustache? What are you talking about? Creepy Eh?
J- "Looks into mirror"
J- Holy geeze. I must have missed some whiskers this morning.
D- So what are you saying, it's a mistache.
J- Mistache is correct, creepy is right; where's the razor?
J- What mustache? What are you talking about? Creepy Eh?
J- "Looks into mirror"
J- Holy geeze. I must have missed some whiskers this morning.
D- So what are you saying, it's a mistache.
J- Mistache is correct, creepy is right; where's the razor?
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The careful placement of a used condom on the upper lip of your sexual partner. Only to be preformed if sexual partner falls in the category of; one night stand, ugly cow or if she/he already has a nasty tache.
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It is when the mustache first starts to grow in, and it looks like the hairs have no idea which way they want to go.
It is when the mustache first starts to grow in, and it looks like the hairs have no idea which way they want to go.
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"Shave your face, you got a millvale mustache forming"
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When Chris was giving William a blow job, William told an extremely funny joke so that Chris got a milky mustache.
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