Big Meth
Someone who is definded as a man, a legend, a Demi-God, or King Cobra
A true cocksman in his own right. Just ask and he'll tell yah. Can get you pregnant from the next county.
Legend has it he once snorted cocaine off a strippers posterior on a marathon chopper ride to St. Louis
Has been known to knock someone out with one punch...EVERY TIME. Feared at Meijer and Walmart.
If you cross his fishing line I hope you brought your swim trunks fella. Respects few...fears none. Turned Tinder into Tender and a Clam Digger extraordinaire.
A true cocksman in his own right. Just ask and he'll tell yah. Can get you pregnant from the next county.
Legend has it he once snorted cocaine off a strippers posterior on a marathon chopper ride to St. Louis
Has been known to knock someone out with one punch...EVERY TIME. Feared at Meijer and Walmart.
If you cross his fishing line I hope you brought your swim trunks fella. Respects few...fears none. Turned Tinder into Tender and a Clam Digger extraordinaire.
My Wife and I were having trouble getting pregnant, Big Meth looked at her once and now we're expecting triplets of three different cultures.
Big Meth by Betamale99 February 8, 2019
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