Meth Pez-Dispenser

A Psychiatrist.
Named after their tendency to give out what is essentially meth (see: Adderall)

psychiatrist: *gives perscription for adderall*
unmedicated schizo™: fuck off you fucking meth pez-dispenser >:(

by apocalypse rising super fan #1 December 2, 2023

Meth Belt

the border area between southern Indiana and northern Kentucky as both regions are well known for thier meth labs.

On the Indiana/Kentucky border lies the Meth Belt region of america.

by JackMurphy01 January 4, 2022

meth mom

When a mother shoves meth up her vagina when pregnant making her baby look like a middle aged mike Shapiro when it comes out, don’t matter if it’s a boy or girl, in the end, it’s just mike Shapiro

My mom pulled a meth mom a couple months back and now mike Shapiro wants to know my location

by Doofenshmirtz March 21, 2019

fuck meth

What I'd have tatted on my knuckles if it wouldn't get me fired from my job.

I'm 28 years old, still live with my parents, dropped out of grad school and have -$69.13 in my bank account even though I've had a full time job since I was 17. Honestly fuck meth dude. Because crystal meth ruined my life. I just need to make a career change so I can get that shit tatted on my knuckles as a reminder, to stop myself from smoking the Devil's dandruff ever again.

by fVck_m3th August 4, 2024

Methness

The actions, emotional state or a way to describe the time of someone on Methamphetamines.

5 minutes in sober people's time turns into 60 minutes because of methness.

by SlightlyUnhinged6666 October 23, 2019

Mething around

When someone is on the narcotic methamphetamine, they are said to be “mething around”

I was so lit last night, still tweaking!

“Oh boy, you gotta stop mething around”

by Kerri4real July 19, 2018

Meth-mod

A term used to describe functionally-purposeless vehicle modifications or building modifications by a tweaker under the influence of meth.

I walked past our tweaker neighbor in the parking lot and he had his whole front bumper off his rusty honda civic, banging on the undercarriage… he must’ve been doing some meth-mods.

by Amhman January 10, 2025