Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."
by redsparkle1 October 3, 2011
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A metric can normally be spotted in the south east of England and is often mistaken for a Land Rover Discovery.
Originates from the term “Metric tonne”
A metric can normally be spotted in the south east of England and is often mistaken for a Land Rover Discovery.
Originates from the term “Metric tonne”
“She’s a bit of a metric”
“I know I’m looking at metric but I’m not sure which part of it I'm seeing”
“Ed saw metric and got an erection”
“I know I’m looking at metric but I’m not sure which part of it I'm seeing”
“Ed saw metric and got an erection”
by Dr. Leeroy Funkhauser April 17, 2006
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One who; or is, a larger than life trout with the ability to count those bottles of beer on the wall all the way up to 69,000.
A dog belonging to the mongrel family, mongrels are often mistaken for large pieces of shit as they're fur is like that of a 10" floater.
A player / thing that remains terrible at all video games he experiances throughout his pathetic life. No matter how many times this individual practices gaming he/she will never obtain the true skills of that of a person with a more sensible name.
A dog belonging to the mongrel family, mongrels are often mistaken for large pieces of shit as they're fur is like that of a 10" floater.
A player / thing that remains terrible at all video games he experiances throughout his pathetic life. No matter how many times this individual practices gaming he/she will never obtain the true skills of that of a person with a more sensible name.
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Get the metric shitload mug.1. The country where primative apes thrive; mainly off of Macdonald's hamburgers and tears from the souls of war- torn countries.
2. A destitute land where thirteen year old zombies rage and fap to Call of Duty
3. Term is used by ignorant toothless, beer gutted halfwits, but is now becoming more popular with the mortally obese youths.
2. A destitute land where thirteen year old zombies rage and fap to Call of Duty
3. Term is used by ignorant toothless, beer gutted halfwits, but is now becoming more popular with the mortally obese youths.
Man 1: You hear that shit thats going down in Syria?
Man 2: No, what?
Man 1: The Army just shelled the whole village! What a shame...
Man 2: Serves them pakis right! Merica !!!!!!
Man 2: No, what?
Man 1: The Army just shelled the whole village! What a shame...
Man 2: Serves them pakis right! Merica !!!!!!
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