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Maternity Metric System

When a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.
Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."
by redsparkle1 October 3, 2011
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METRIC

A female of gargantuan size.

A metric can normally be spotted in the south east of England and is often mistaken for a Land Rover Discovery.

Originates from the term “Metric tonne”
“She’s a bit of a metric”
“I know I’m looking at metric but I’m not sure which part of it I'm seeing”
“Ed saw metric and got an erection
by Dr. Leeroy Funkhauser April 17, 2006
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marrick

One who; or is, a larger than life trout with the ability to count those bottles of beer on the wall all the way up to 69,000.

A dog belonging to the mongrel family, mongrels are often mistaken for large pieces of shit as they're fur is like that of a 10" floater.

A player / thing that remains terrible at all video games he experiances throughout his pathetic life. No matter how many times this individual practices gaming he/she will never obtain the true skills of that of a person with a more sensible name.
by mawik November 28, 2007
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merriam

The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.
See Cyanide and Happiness's take on Merriam-Webster's first edition.
by Your name name name May 10, 2008
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metric shitload

The huge amount of work involved in an econometrics major.
Ive got to knock over a metrics shitload tonight.
by Diego September 28, 2003
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Merica

1. The country where primative apes thrive; mainly off of Macdonald's hamburgers and tears from the souls of war- torn countries.

2. A destitute land where thirteen year old zombies rage and fap to Call of Duty

3. Term is used by ignorant toothless, beer gutted halfwits, but is now becoming more popular with the mortally obese youths.
Man 1: You hear that shit thats going down in Syria?

Man 2: No, what?

Man 1: The Army just shelled the whole village! What a shame...

Man 2: Serves them pakis right! Merica !!!!!!
by Anti-Stupid December 16, 2013
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Merican

Derived from American by removing the suffix a- which means away from or opposite of. Also spelled Mexican.
Every year thousands of Mericans slip illegally over the border.
by Nolan November 23, 2003
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