When you arrive at the meeting room on time and there's no one else there, so you depart for a few minutes to do something else while leaving the room empty for the next person to arrive and also quickly leave. This cycle causes meetings to start later and later.
It was fifteen minutes before people were actually gathered in the room together due to meeting time drift.
by Ananananas August 14, 2009

by neo78 October 23, 2009

by frde45r56tyuhnjfdk September 25, 2008

A Hollywood lunch meeting is a precursor to the possibility of scoring with a wannabe starlet, a.k.a. a bimbo
Agent 1 : Man, been long since we hit the bar dude. Let's catch up this evening ?
Agent 2 : Sorry mate. Have lined up a Hollywood lunch meeting ... you figure the rest !
Agent 2 : Sorry mate. Have lined up a Hollywood lunch meeting ... you figure the rest !
by Nartimus September 14, 2013

by Wanham December 2, 2010

slang for masturbating.
after a long day at work, nothing relieves tension like having a meeting with yourself.
if you are going to have a meeting with yourself, be prepared for it to be a long one.
if you are going to have a meeting with yourself, be prepared for it to be a long one.
by vanessa undressa January 8, 2009

Between the battles of Ritz crackers, candy bars and grape cola there are scholarships for prisons and a place where the monkeys play. A track meet for inmates they say to "buy stock now in chicken and watermelon!" It's a plantation owners dream.
by Dirty dust July 27, 2014
