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matthew seymour

Brugh no, dis is not a real definition, go somewhere elze now ok? Bye.
by MBGPokeBro October 24, 2017
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matthew beattie

Matthew Beattie is another word for "massive dick", if you say "wow, you've got a Matthew Beattie", you are implying that the person has a "massive dick". it can be used in female context as it means "massive pussy" also...
by Matthew Beatties Assisstant January 30, 2018
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Matthew G

Amazing Minecraft youtuber also known as clutch. Also well known for his rocket league lets-plays. Subscribe today!
Hey guys it Matthew G here welcome back to MineCraft.
by userdude777 June 11, 2018
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Matthew Castro

A famous, probably lost, ancient philosopher rumored to be studying dicks for his entire life. It's even said that he's still studying them until this very day.
Guy1: Bro, I think something's wrong with my dick
Guy2: Bro, go see a doctor and shit.
Guy1: Bro, I'm scared. Coz the doctor might cut of my dick.
Random Guy: Take him to Matthew Castro and he will fix your dick. And probably suck it, because he sucked mine when I had Gonorrhea.
by fancyarchduke December 29, 2018
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Matthew Cassell

huge assed hobbit man with a tiny penis
you know that kid matthew cassell”

“yeah, he ate my ass last night
by dick123429 February 18, 2019
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Matthew Avery

Supper freaking awesome!!! You are so lucky to know him. All-Star Baseball Player.
by oompaville March 21, 2019
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Matthew Noble

Matthew noble is the best tingtac and gets most of the ladies *wink wink
by XDMama June 19, 2019
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