Masterbayta

Someone who gets alot of "baytas" (betas)

Oh that danny boi is a proper masterbayta

by urmumgotnginx October 15, 2018

Masterbateur

A French wanker

Patrick Vieira is a masterbateur

by Phil Maddick October 28, 2018

Masterbater

1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)

2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.

1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater

2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.

by Qwelp August 31, 2019

Masterbagel

The act of placing one's penis into the hole of a bagel and using it to masturbate.

I caught my roommate masterbageling yesterday in his bed. I couldn't tell if the cream cheese on the bagel was store-bought or all natural.

by Master1776 December 11, 2019

Masterbaition

Something that you do with your friends at 12:00 in the morning together with your masterbaition group session.

Oh no our masterbaition group session was cancelled.

by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020

Masher

A person that either by hand or with an appropriate kitchen tool, applies pressure to a cooked vegetable, breaking down semi-solid structures and recreating texture, typically with the addition of spices, fat, and other liquid/semiliquid items (milk, sour cream, salt, dried onion, dried garlic, cillantro, black/white pepper, cheese, scallions, bacon, etc.).

The person in the kitchen that turns those starchy white spuds into a thing of beauty.

Bens potatoes are a culinary thing of beauty because he's a real master masher!

by Shawn85206 July 16, 2020

Masterbearding

The act of stroking one’s beard lasciviously

My teenage daughter and I felt extremely uncomfortable when the driver of the car parked next to ours stared at us while masterbearding.

by The Word Divas May 25, 2021