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ass manage

A person or behavior that brings the concept of micro manage to its logical culmination, that is, one who subjects complete and total anal domination over someone's ass or a collective group of asses.

colloquial
What a pimp does.
THOMAS: "My retardistic boss said that not only did I forget to properly format my TPS report, but I also used the stapler incorrectly in attaching it to the memo and should begin using Rogaine to 'offset the onset of premature balding'."
RICHARD: "Wow. It sounds like you're getting ass managed."
HARRISON: "Yes, this guy is definitely an ass manager."

I have to ass manage these hoes on 21st and Lewis.
by Danfield August 15, 2006
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Sexy Manbeast

A spanish ogre who sings and plays the guitar.

For best results to create such an unbelievably sexy creature, combine:
Antonio Banderas,
a green apple skin,
a gorilla,
Eddie Murphy,
Paul McCartney
and Tom Dron.
nahh he's got nothin on the sexy manbeast.
by zed95 June 29, 2010
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Facebook Friend Faction Management

The phrase to describe a situation where you have a large number of facebook 'friends,' some of whom know things about you that they could post that you do not want other friends to know about.

This is a situation best managed by having the correct privacy settings, deleting some of your friends off Facebook and not initiating any posts yourself, thereby preventing a situation where a friend reveals a fact about you that you do not wish someone else knowing about.
Oh sh*t! The surprise party for Fiona will be no surprise if i dont delete that post I made with the comment from Dave about bringing the drinks on Thursday! Time for some Facebook Friend Faction Management!
by mids99 April 4, 2010
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manbeast

god, i bet he's a manbeast!
by JimmyK September 18, 2003
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apartment manager

the lowest form of life known to mankind, someone who couldnt make it at a real job..this is the only way they can keep a roof over their head. a person whose only job qualification is: not misspelling their name more than 3 times on the application
apartment managers are chodes!!!
by douglas epley November 26, 2006
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Manatee

A mass so large it defies belief. it moves unbelieveble slowly
Person 1: Gosh, that Greg next door is such a manatee
Person 2: Yeah, totally
by tuut April 15, 2009
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Manatee

A very fat man that is usualy seen in white tees
by F00DiSGO0d October 19, 2007
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