sewing machine

A sexual act between a male and female in which the male enters his penis in both the female's vagina and anus in alternating fashion, much like the motion of a needle on a sewing machine.

Wanting to satisfy both of her holes, Bob gave Betty the sewing machine.

by Vee-nus June 12, 2008

Machine Gun Masturbation

When a man masturbates and when it seems he is finished he keeps going, thus making it hurt, this is machine gun masturbation.

Johnny was so horny he said he was going to use machine gun masturbation on his girlfriends face while she was sleeping.

by Lol'd on your mom October 5, 2006

Ass Machine Gun

A bombardment of explosive farts and shit-projectiles that shoot out of the anus at rapid speeds so fast that if you try to use toilet paper, it will shoot right through it leaving holes with brown rings around it.

-usualy sounds like: "KAck Kack Kack Kack kersplash Kack Kack kack Kack kack"

I was sitting on the toilet and started to freak out as my Ass Machine Gun started annihilating my toilet bowl with the most potent Highpowered shit ive ever smelt in my life.

by JoeyToesy July 25, 2008

ATM machine

Abbreviation for automatic teller machine machine

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Texas Bubble Gum Machine

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."

We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

bean machine

see rice rocket - but with a Hispanic influence and/or driver. Found all over America, but more common in Texas and California, Honda Civics and similar cars are tricked out and ghetto-ized by more and more Mexicans and hispanics every day.

Cars are easily identified by hanging Mexican, Puerto Rican, Dominican, Guatemalan, etc. flags hanging from the rear-view mirror.

Guy 1) Man, did you see that rice rocket fly by with the 4 foot tall spoiler?
Guy 2) No bro - there was the red, white and green hangin - that was a bean machine.

by RMurphy February 7, 2007

machinima

a combination of machine and cinema. used to create digital videos from things like video games. an example of a very successful machinima is Red vs Blue.

I just made a new machinima on Halo 3, come and watch it.

by Roshoka January 12, 2010