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Monkey Hucker

n. One who makes rapid fire, outlandish declarations as a statement of fact. Typically a low IQ individual who has zero self awareness to the absurdity of their statements. In the slim chance that one of their several thousand proclamations actually come to pass, they suffer severe elbow tendonitis from slapping their own back. They spew so much shit, it is akin to a monkey shitting in their hand and hucking it around with reckless abandon.
This monkey hucker called the Suns to win the championship with a sweep, the Lions to make the playoffs, and the Pats to go to the Super bowl w/o Brady
by REDJGPW May 24, 2022
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Monkey water

Slang word used for mix of water, heroine and light among drug addicts.
It's a way to use tar heroin mixed with water and heated with lighter. Used as alternative to sniffing powder/IVing H.
This mix, when snorted will lead to horrible pain in your sinus and skull and feeling of high afterwards.
-Hey I copped some H. what should we do?
-Let's do some monkey water!
by 1010110110 February 15, 2013
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Monkey job

A repetitive task, especially one requiring little or no conscious thought.
by mattjm January 30, 2008
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monkey-house

this term can be used, depending on the context, to define either of 2 things

a) a ghetto (socio-economically disadvantaged neighborhood populated, mainly, by ethnic minorities) public school where most, if not all, of the kids have or have had problems with one or more or even all of the following, among other things: being a run-away, truancy, the law, hard core drugs, prostitution, alcohol, teenage pregnancy pacts and curfew violations

b) an offensive term for either the psychiatric ward of a regular hospital, the local half-way house, or for a specialized mental health facility (such as Insitut Pinel in Montreal, Canada).
a mother finds out her eldest daughter is doing marijuana.

mother: Anna, you know, I don't really see the point of paying for your private education anymore, since, in my experience, once you have started on marijuana, the snow-balling effect won't stop until you crash and you will just keep going deeper. What i can do if you want, is send you to continue your education at the local monkey-house; Ecole Secondaire St Luc is right next door to our place.

Anna: roflmao. I started actually, smoking pot, because I broke up with my boyfriend Evan. And because of my breakup, Ill either crash, as you mentioned, or I guess I can check myself into a monkey-house, since I am just so bloody depressed, I feel like removing myself from society.
by Sexydimma January 15, 2012
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Monkey Wrench

1. An adjustable wrench.
2. An imaginary tool of sabotage, destruction, overthrow and mischief.
1. Hey would you be so kind and hand me that monkey wrench?
2. Everything was going so well but then you threw a monkey wrench in my plan.
by Mattony March 9, 2014
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monkey time

a block of time, carefully set aside for the sole purpose of engaging in auto-erotic behavior
Mom: Has anyone seen Rufus? I can't find the little dude.
Young son and Rufus' bro: Check the basement closet. It's monkey time in RufusLand. Ole'.
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 27, 2009
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Monkey Plastics

Cheap shoes, shoes that are made of inferior material. Shoes that are usually consisted mostly of plastic.
"Man, look at John with those monkey plastics on".

"My mom is supposed to be gettin me some new shoes, I hope they're not monkey plastics!"
by Jashobeam March 27, 2010
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