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maggi

Indian brand of instant noodles
it is a very highly discouraged brand since people in India completely ignore the cooking method.
pronunciation - (ma-ah-gih)
i love to eat maggi
by thefirstwarrior February 15, 2022
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Miserable Maggie

A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.
Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”

Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”
by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022
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Maggie

Maggie is an amazing person. Somone you can talk to and trust. Really beautiful has an amazing
body. Has an amazing personality. She is good at
dancing. Also funny and fun to be around. She is
loyal to people and won't back stab you. You are
really lucky if you have a Maggie in your life
epically if you are dating her. If you have an Eva
in your life DON'T EVER LOSE HER.
Maggie is lucky to have you and you are lucky to have her.
by iammag March 5, 2022
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I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.
My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021
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Maggie lachapelle

Maggie lachapelle (Mars) A funny, cool, and hot person!
Can I be Maggie lachapelle their so funny, cool, and hot!
by Ilovegerardpitts June 18, 2021
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Dirty Maggie

When a Girl is so beautiful you can’t help but stare into her eyes while making love to her, its similar to tantra and is extremely intimate.
This girl was so amazing I couldnt help but treat her to a dirty maggie.
by Self Gnosis December 11, 2024
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Maggie

Small but scrappy. Tickling is her sleeper agent activation. She will become the Baba Yaga. The one they sent to kill the boogieman. No one is safe. Fear not only for your own life but the lives of your loved ones. One simple poke will doom generations of your own offspring. Days, months, even years from that moment, she will find you…and she will take your very soul.

But yeah other than that she’s pretty chill.
Person #1: Hey I just ticked maggie and something about the flicker in her eyes made me think she was envisioning me on my deathbed. Should I be worried?
Person #2: Run.
by 200 infants December 13, 2024
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