Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.

Losing keys in your pocket

by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013

Lofinger

Lofinger - a guy who secretly wants a finger up his ass when having sex but will never admit it.

Nofinger - a guy who will bitch slap the kink out ya if you try to slip a finger up his ass during sex (aka closeted bi-curious)

Profinger - A guy who likes a finger up his ass when having sex.

I hooked up with John again last night. I'm still trying to figure out if he's Lofinger or Nofinger. Maybe I should just go for it...

by NorCalNativeGirl July 26, 2014

losing mantrol

Not being able to contain oneself in the presence of or upon seeing a particularly attractive female. Like losing control except mantrol is the control a man has over primitive instincts. Greater mantrol means greater gentlemanliness.

Ex 1) Damn! Do you see her? *Stares at butt* I think I'm losing mantrol right now...

by Hotsauceymix June 1, 2015

losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity

Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.

by sir dank wank snog May 11, 2016

losing slowly

Where you think you did good, but in the grand scheme of things didn't really do anything.

Vince Vincente is dead. He meant something a lot of people. And Lucifer just took all that and just twisted all that up and snuffed it out. Lucifer was bad enough when he had a plan, a motive. Now he's just having fun. I mean, how many people died tonight? Them, this, it's all on us. We let him out. We're not winning. We're just losing slowly.

by JellyfishINC December 17, 2016

Lollingtons

With lol meaning 'laugh out loud' it is quite clear what this means. It is an expression of humor, showing that you are laughing or find something extremely funny. (Please excuse the bad joke below) :)

Friend1: hey! Knock Knock
Friend2: Who's there?
Friend1: Boo
Friend2: Boo who?
Friend1: It was only a joke, no need to cry about it!
Friend2: lollingtons!

by Hi it's Jas March 21, 2017

lolaing

Lolaing is also known as lurking in a kik chat room just reading and checking out what’s happening, only participating when there is a hot pic dropped.

That person was totally Lolaing man!

by Lolaing October 9, 2017