Leathem

A Leathem is a measurement term used in the Metric System. It equals 497.7kg recurring.

Kate: I wonder how much I weigh..
Jessica: Oh, when you were sleeping i put you on the scales, you weight 4 Leathems! I think someones put on weight.

by Jessica Leathem May 14, 2008

lengths

Short for wavelengths. Used when two people are coincidentally in sync or thinking similarly.

"You know you and Jeremiah have such similar taste in music and fashion"

"Yeah lengths innit"

by gjaa February 26, 2018

Leath

a short hobbit-like colleague who's favourite word is "Jackass" while explicitely over using the word with a slight lisp. Standing at only 5'4" tall, this hobbit-like creature is loud and proud and his voice can be heard no matter where he goes. His auburn and salt goatee is a unique identifier and his love for Mafia Wars, apparant.

Who's that loud, little guy at your office?
Oh, that's THE Leath?

by Pterodactyl girl February 5, 2010

Vegan leather

When wearing a pair of jeans or silylar for so long without washing, that they get a leather-like sheen from encrusted sweat and filth

she really stinks...

yeh i think she´s trying to make vegan leather of those jeans

by Alqua March 7, 2010

average penis length

Well the average penis length of a guy in England is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.

Dude1: What is your average penis length?
Dude2: 7.5 inches
Dude1: Wow!

by FunkyChavv July 24, 2006

leather cheerio

An girls asshole that has been fucked too many times and has taken on a leathery texture.

Fat bastards mom obtained a leather cheerio from the many times his little brother fucked his own mother in the ass.

by chad28 March 31, 2003

Slap Leather

To slap leather is to break out the bill fold and lay down some dollars

If you want to ride like the big dogs, you gotta slap leather home boy!

by Johnny D April 27, 2006