Flat lander

(In Off-roading) One who thinks they are the greatest off-road driver in the world by driving in wide open muddy cornfields and other flat mud holes. Used as an insult by jeep owners who prefer narrow mountainous trails containing rock obstacles to mud, or directed towards hummer owners.

Also known as mall crawlers.

I wish these damn flat landers would shut up, they don't know what they are talking about.

by das ungeheuer January 23, 2009

lander

The act of cumming without intention or

If I ever met Becky in real life I'd lander all over myself.

by Oskfred January 3, 2017

Lander University

A smallish (4000) people public school in Greenwood SC. It is not a prestigious school by any means, it is division two and has a recently renovated sports complex. The school is below mediocre and it is typically lower middle class rednecks who go there. However, it is located on a lake, which is a bonus. Color is blue and mascot is the bear cat (which for those of you who don't know a bear cat is not a bear or a cat...it is a lesser panda technically) Four roommates instead of two and the only major diversity comes from the Colombian guys on the soccer team. Lander has no football team. It is approximately 70 percent girls and 30 percent men.

She scored a 1050 on her SAT so she is going to Lander University

Furman, Wofford, and USC rejected him so he decided he was going to lander.

Wooo! Go Bear cats...I am going to Lander.

by Annimation March 11, 2011

Chutes and Ladders

Put something long and straight, like a ladder, in your partner, and then have them hump a laundry chute.

Bob took a plastic toy ladder and stuck it in Mary, and then she walked over to the laundry chute and started humping it.

by Meredith and Krista December 18, 2003

Ladden

An adjective used to describe someone who doesn’t know how to come out of the closet.

“Why is Ryan still laddening?”
“He believes it’s illegal to be gay”

by X_m0use_X December 12, 2017

ladderman

Just one of the many names given to one of the greatest minds of our time, Jedediah Schlatt. He earned this name when he demonstrated his mastery over the forces of nature using nothing but a ladder to do so.

“You don’t understand why they call me Ladderman!”-Jshlatt addressing Wilbur Soot on September 8th, 2019 A.D.

by GoblinRetardFaggot September 27, 2020

Lidder

this is another word for a Div, plonker, muppet an insult that not many people know therefore making it more fun :O)

you are a Lidder

by Sam November 26, 2003