the lesser of two evils

when one is presented with 2 bad choices. the person chooses the one that has less of a consequence.

my mom wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes but i didnt want her too. it was either
1.) i let her drive drunk to get them herself
2.) i get her the pack of cigarettes
i chose to get her a pack of cigarettes because it was the lesser of two evils

by Rocky.L August 19, 2008

Russian history lesson

An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".

Me: Oh, look. Flowers.

You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-

Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.

You: (have just been owned)

by TribbleSpayClinic June 24, 2009

lessfield

The act of lying on your back with your legs up spread eagle while fingering your asshole .

1)I was drunk and horny so I did the lessfield

by mr cash December 28, 2007

lessly

Lessly a Hispanic girl who hates when people are racist and usually doesn't have friends so she hangs out with her cousin or a family member. She hates when they spell her name with i & e. She is a really funny person who cares a lot about others and gives great advice. She has a big booty and a small waist. She speaks her mind and doesn't give two fucks what people think about her. She is a verry immature person but she can be really responsible at times. She is also a great friend and the best girlfriend ever.

Bryan: " Damn I wish Lessly liked me she is so damn hot"
Steven:"I know right you should ask her out"
Bryan: " she is so cute and sweet I just love her

by Lessly-Montez June 13, 2016

Lessbeing

Same meaning as a lesbian, but used to put emphasis on the fact that Lessbeings are a waste of air and thus "less of a being", since they are not here on this earth to have sex with man.

B: That lady has a great body maybe I'll go talk to her and see if she'll go out with me sometime.

J: Don't bother I tryed last week and she's a lessbeing.

by JackMeOffYouFuckingSluts April 19, 2009

the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp

one of the famous and fascinating paintings by rembrandt; displaying the social, intellectual and spiritual atmosphere of the 17th century's europe. It’s a painting of a doctor named nicolas tulp who is a wellknown and influential anatomist in amsterdam; demonstrating an autopsy lesson to several students.

"the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp" impresses by the dramatic concentration of the figures on Tulp's demonstration of the dissection of a forearm.

by berryinaspin_ December 20, 2005

the lesser of two evils

still evil.

Pick the lesser of two evils all you want, it's still evil.

by vanillabearajh October 21, 2009