chinese kamikaze

1. shove one chopstick up your ass and another down your urethra
2. hang day old bananas from the ceiling by a string. (make sure the string hangs the banana at face length... you'll see why in a minute)
3. blindfold yourself
4. walk around and pretend those very bananas are erect penis's as they slap your face ever so.

The Chinese Kamikaze is the reason i get up in the morning.

Kyle: Dude, best Tuesday morning ever.
Rick: Why, what happened kyle?
Kyle: I gave myself a Chinese Kamikaze at my mother-in-laws house before anyone woke up.
Rick: Sweet?

by 370 e August 3, 2010

kami kay

A girl who is known for being able to fit at least 4 fingers into her vagina with no problem, also likes to be part of things she is not welcome in. Probably has about 12 STD's that she got today...did I say today that should say in the last 5 min. GG mate

Kami Kay is worse than hitler, hitler actually had accomplishments in life besides being a whore.

by Kami Kay August 4, 2016

Kamil

Arrogant and annoying. This guy will know how to push your buttons.

Kamil? Oh not him again!

by fillitburger May 28, 2017

kamiak high school

the 5th biggest stoner school in the state of washington...the teachers r stoners too!!!

teacher: is that a 90* degree angle
class: its a 45* angle
teacher: ok we take this 90* angle here...
class: he's hopeless

by seatbelt December 18, 2004

Kamiak High School

A really bad school. Over 80% stoners.

Random person: What school do you go to?
Me: Kamiak
Random person: wow, that sucks.

by incognito December 1, 2004

Kamila

Hottest lesbanim you will ever find, has teeny boobs and a MASSVE ass, but will love you forever and ever. Will stick up for you when some one is being a skanky ass bitch to you and will make you smile when you feel shit

Person: OMG that girl is so fit!
Person: yeah her name's kamila but she's a lesbanim
Person: aww damn
Person: i'm sure she'll be ur mate though
Person: Sweet

by NeMeQuittePas May 5, 2010

Kamila

A sex toy collector that hides in her room and masturbates all day. She is also referred to as wetty, horny, or riding queen.

A: How are you feeling today?
B: I feel like a kamila

by thewineseller May 27, 2019