texas jack knife

Sexual position:
male lays on his left side, woman (or other male) on her back. they are at a 90 degree angle of each other. the female (other male) can either put both her/his legs on top of the male on his side or they can put their legs every other (his/hers/his/hers).

Honey, wanna do the texas jack knife?

by TiaEveAvrilZen July 5, 2008

Knife hands

Hands that are knives

My friend once called 911 because he looked down and his hands were knife hands, he couldnt put the knives down because they were his hands. He said he couldnt pet his cat and he didnt want to be a chef all his life chop chop chop nu-uh chop that. The acid was really tripping him it turned out his fingers came back and Sharon said shes not an angel but thats what an angel would say. My friend really loves his hands

by MustardMeeee October 6, 2019

Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife

An important public service announcement projecting the affects of movie theater n'er do wells' actions. Originally written by Mastodon for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters, it has gained much YouTube attention, and one day may be legally required to be played before every motion picture in any movie theater in America.

After watching the "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife" video, the young, rowdy teenagers shaped up before heading to the movie theater to watch "The Exorcist"

by BrutalMastodon August 21, 2010

Human Kite

Where one male can insert his penis into another males anus, as the penis is inserted, the other male clinches his butt cheeks, bends over and runs. Imitating a flying kite.

He clinches my penis in his butt cheeks and bends over and starts to run, treating me like a "Human Kite".

by bremstone September 2, 2009

Kunta kinte

A gambian mandinka warrior who didin't take nobodies shit. He aint no african American the nigga was born in africa then some white mfs wanted dat nigga cus he gangsta af and they tiny crackers so they took him to africa.

Cracker: YOUR NAME IS TOBY NOT KUNTA KINTE.
Kunta: SHUTCHO WHITE AS UP, kendrick wrote a song about me SO IF YOU GONNA CALL ME SUM IT BETTER BE KING KUNTA.
#gambia #mandinka #longdicknigga #kuntakinte

by Mandinkawarrior December 8, 2017

knitelfeit

Something you make up and is coincidentally true in 80% when correctly used (which is only 20% of the time)

Dat is zo'n knitelfeit

by koningmarco January 25, 2016

KniteBlargh

A epic yellow cat boi on gamejolt :)

Kniteblargh is epic :)

by Epic-_-Person October 31, 2020