Keeper

Noun - A girl who is willing to do everything she can to satisfy your needs without compromising herself

Lad "Trying to settle a debate here, guys i work with think no girl is up for anal. What are your thoughts?

Girl "Deffo a yes from me, was so against it. Went in for it and, Yes!!

Lad "Keeper! Uhhh, You busy later?"

by Monkey_Bwoy October 23, 2014

Keeblerization

After a long night of sex, a woman wakes up to find the man dissappeared and only a cookie left for her.

Oh no! I've been Keeblerized! Not again!

by Keebmeister December 7, 2003

keeb

Shorthand for Keebler. An assclown.

...a herd of silly assclowns stroll by...

Guy 1: Check it out. A buncha keebs over there.

by tlet March 27, 2008

Crypt Keeper

A stripper that is obviously past her prime, that makes you ask yourself why is she still stripping. Usually defined by the undead look in her eyes and kinda looks like an old crone or hag even after make up. There's usually one in every club but there's always exceptions.

Holy shit dude how old do you think that one is?

I dunno man she's gotta be the crypt keeper here.

by pseudotramp December 31, 2013

Keele

1. Woah!

2. The neatest person in neato land!!

3. Is known for her neat way of doign neat things because she is so neat

4. Just plain and awesomely neat.

Dude, that girl is so freakin Keele...

Woah, you say ur a Keele, but no way are you hot enough...

Hell yeah, Keeles are the awesomenest...

by P.I.M.P. April 3, 2005

Keener

An individual that consumes a large portion of their life dedicated to schoolwork yet still has the time and desire to party in moderate amounts.

I'm not a nerd; I'm just a keener sometimes -- love keeping up with readings, finishing assignments early and start studying for test 3 weeks before it.

by Ancah January 7, 2010

Beast Keeper

The very fine girl who is allways hanging out with an ugly chicks

Paris Hilton is a Beast Keeper!

by che cazzo vuoi December 4, 2010