Joner

Joner is when your jeans form a boner like form, when really your limp as can be. Although to others it may appear like your rockin one.

" I was sittin in class and noticed i was gettin some strange looks, later i realized it was probably because i was rockin a dirty ole Joner"

by Alexander Campbell September 12, 2011

Original Joker

synonym for gay

haha that kids like the original joker

by JonJONjo August 24, 2008

joker

A slang term for lighter, usually when lighting a spliff, but not only.

Bust me your joker blud,
Got ma joint, need ma joker.

by Crazyasastalker January 5, 2006

Joker

To Super-Ace (5Kills + Defuse) every round for 15 rounds (One half) in Counter-Strike - Also known as the 120bomb - the most kills a player can get in one half.

After droping the Joker SK left our server ;)

by Krashon January 6, 2005

The Joker

When a man has sex with a girl on her period, he takes his dick out and rubs it on her lips making it look like The Joker from The Dark Knight. When she gets pissed, ask her "why so serious?"

"Joe gave me The Joker last night, it was disgusting."
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Thats not funny!!"
"Why so serious?"

by timx21 February 14, 2012

Joker Face

When one, preferably male, individual decides during the process of lovemaking to find his/her way down to a female partners lady area. After making his/her arrival and a horrific discovery, this individual will notice a red smile around their mouth, hence, the jokerface. This bloody smear will be strangely similar to the makeup worn by the joker in numerous batman films.

Dude, did you hear that Dan got totally jokerfaced last night?

Eww gross! J-j-j jokerfaced j-j jokerfaced!! oh, oh oh oh, oh. What an awful experience! I wish I saw his joker face.

by my my my joker face October 11, 2010

Joker Smile

The act of giving a fish hook with both hands while having sex from the back. If a mistake is made the result would make the receiver look like The Joker from Batman.

Jennifer got out of line so I flipped her around and gave her the joker smile.

by Sabretooth Skellington December 14, 2013