T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!
by Cass February 13, 2005
When one of your friends make a joke and then the kid that thinks he’s funny tries add on and completely ruins the joke
by Jaked it November 08, 2020
It is a beautiful day and I am jakeing to play golf. Did you know? This term was coined after a man nicknamed Jake for his ability to be on the clock at work, and doing everything but.
by KJL '77 May 04, 2007
The act of flexing for no fucking reason and making everyone around said person feel bad and thinks they are being humble about it, usually after an assessment.
by ManHandlingCheese November 23, 2018
To be completely intoxicated from alcohol. Extremely drunk. (especialy from Dewars or Glenfiddich, maybe Guinness).
by Brizzock May 18, 2003
1. To become creepily overly obsessed with another person early on in a realationship or friendship
2. To tell a girl 'I love you' way too early in the relationship
3. To tell someone you are basically their boyfriend
4. To always be at your locker
2. To tell a girl 'I love you' way too early in the relationship
3. To tell someone you are basically their boyfriend
4. To always be at your locker
1. He's totally jakeing and telling me he loves me every two minutes!
2. It's been one day and he's already told me he loves me! He's totally jakeing.
3. He's jakeing and telling me I'm his boyfriend
4. He left class early to meet me at my locker. He's jakeing hardcore.
2. It's been one day and he's already told me he loves me! He's totally jakeing.
3. He's jakeing and telling me I'm his boyfriend
4. He left class early to meet me at my locker. He's jakeing hardcore.
by ClingyBitch October 21, 2013
During sexual intercourse, the act of two partners facing each other, and one puts their partners legs over their own shoulders while suspending them in the air by holding their ass. All of this, while thrusting vigorously.
"He was Jakeing that shawty all night long"
and
Verb: "Yo, that chicks like 5'1 and 100 pounds. You could totally jake her: like mad easily".
and
Verb: "Yo, that chicks like 5'1 and 100 pounds. You could totally jake her: like mad easily".
by CedTruz March 30, 2016