Jack

Jack knew someone would post this
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A method of masturbation that is similar to "jacking off" but the masturbator stops beating his meat when he reaches optimum hardness (about 15-20 ohms or 3-5 minutes, depending on stamina level) instead of ejaculating all over himself and/or the area of seminal wreckage. This is usually performed immediately prior to sexual activity. May encourage an amateur robber to steal (jack) valuable things from other people.
Hoe: "Man is that all you got? You really need to go somewhere so you can jack on and hit dis shit right!" Jack: "No prob, just give me a handjob before i have to bust out da Playboy magazine again..." Hoe: "You know my hands can't fit dat little ass worm you call a dick, go to the bathroom!" Jack: "Alright, I'll be back." (Goes to the bathroom and jacks on, and comes out wearing a superman suit with dick hanging out) Jack: "Have No Fear, SUPERMAN is here!" (Dives straight into the pussy) Hoe: "That was so much deeper... Where's my money?" (Jack gives her $350) Hoe: "Wow, i thought you didn't had it in you... You're my hero!" Jack: "As long as my Jack is on, anything is possible!" Hoe: "Whatever." ((Meanwhile, in the streets)) Nigga: "Yo homeboy, u down for hittin deez licks wit me n my goons?" Homeboy: "Hell yea, as soon as i het a chance to jack on first."
by ogdajuiceman November 27, 2010
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Jack

Jack is such a jackass
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by jax July 24, 2003
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Jack

Kind and funny. Good-looking, and in love with a Kristen. Always will be, even though they might have a crush on someone else.

Scared of telling someone how they feel, though the person usually feels the same way.
Kid 1: So Kristen and Jack got together.
Kid 2: No duh, they were made for each other.
by JK22 May 22, 2011
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Jacks

British slang for £5.
That DVD'll cost you a jacks.
by Antony November 10, 2005
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Jack

A very good-looking and perfect person. He can sometimes be funny and sometimes a little annoying. All in all, jack is a very positive name.
"life is chocolate, i'm a dog." -Jack
by ANNOYING123456789 June 26, 2017
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