Jonathan

Jonathan is sweet and is quiet the flirt but when he is dating stays loyal. He is an amazing cook and singer. And can make any girl he likes like him. He has a smile that lift anyones spirits . Has wide range of creativity and sadly thinks he an rap. He is completley hilarious. Very sensitive and loves running is also very fast.

Damn girl thats one sexy Jonathan

Jonathan by Chace Bolden June 23, 2019

Jonathan

The best man in the world. Usually black with long eyelashes. He's also a pussy slayer ,he gets all the girls. Not usually from the country and is into filipinos. Overall Jonathan is the best man ever.

Dam Jonathan's soooooo hot

Jonathan by theboijake509 November 7, 2019

soft jonathan 

Sexual Act:

When a woman is asleep and her male counterpart successfully performs intercourse to the point of inter-vaginal ejaculation without waking her up.

If the woman becomes impregnated the child must be named Jonathan, regardless of its gender so that the male's friends can covertly understand exactly how the child was conceived.

The act must be performed without the use of sleep enhancers, e.g. Roofies, or alcohol.

Dude1: "This is my daughter, Jonathan."

Dude2: "You are my hero." (Laughs uncontrollably)

Girl: "What is so funny? Is it because my daughter has a boy's name? Fuck you, Dude 2!"

Dude1 and Dude2 High-Five. "Soft Jonathan" successful.

soft jonathan by Baby Jonathan November 5, 2011

Jonathan

an extremely nice guy

See that Jonathan over there? I love him.

Jonathan by ld92 June 20, 2008

Jonathan

someone who will always say the right thing, He'll sometimes be shy, but he'll respect everything you do. he's bound to be handsome, and will look good no matter what. Sometimes, he will take your breath away. He's a dream, picture-perfect, a complete sweetheart. No one could do any better than a jonathan.

Jonathan makes my stomache flutter when he kisses me.

Jonathan by thecoolestpersoninth3world May 5, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

One of the worst bands in history that is suddenly the greatest band of all time. If people want to find out what good music is, go listen to "Ride the Lightning" (Metallica), "The Gallery" (Dark Tranquility), "Ascendancy" (Trivium), any Megadeth, Slayer, or In Flames album.

#1: Boy, that horrible pop rock band Jonas Brothers sucks.
#2: Yep. Hey, did you get that new Amon Amarth or Trivium album yet? Now that's real music!!

Jonas Brothers by Unknown3456 January 7, 2009

Jonah 

Jonahs are the kind of people who will always be there for you, and would never leave your side. Even when they can rough days, always be there for a Jonah cause they will always be there for you. They can become one of your best friends, and if they do, keep them. They can always make you laugh, and even through they can be a little weird, its something you'll end up always loving.

"Have you met Jonah? He's the best!"

Jonah by One of Jonah's Bestfriends January 28, 2018