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Jean Balls

the image you see when i guy wearing wranglers lifts his knees to his chest. often called JB. It is the male equivelent of camel toe/ vajeana
"put your legs down you got jean balls."

"dude nobody wants to see your JB"

"i thought that girls camel toe was bad but that guy had jean EVERYTHING"
by mr. 2010 1/2 July 11, 2010
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jean luc

He's the third most loyal friend in the world. Has the energy of a Chad. Thinks math is the greatest but tries to look like someone so cool they dropped out of highschool
by weasel450 August 3, 2019
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Penguin Jeans

jeans that are so tight you can't walk right and kinda waddle instead
I so screwed! I parked at the other end of the lot and I'm in my penguin jeans.
by TheOriginalCareBear April 11, 2009
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mom jeans

unflattering woman's jeans worn slightly above the navel in a manner that accentuates flat buttocks
Don't wear mom jeans to the family reunion, it'll embarrass my aunt.
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Sex Jeans

Jeans that can be put on/taken off very quick and easily.
My girlfriend wasn't wearing her sex jeans so she had to take a moment to pull of her tight skinny jeans. The moment was completely ruined.
by davidddddddd February 22, 2009
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jean scream

1. When you get to a formal party that you didn't know was formal wearing jeans and the host starts screaming at you.
Boy: Hello Helga

Helga: Your wearing JEANS!? How can you fucking wear jeans to a party? Are you crazy!?

Boy: Oh I'm sorry when I heard who the party was for I thought I could wear jeans and flip flops with socks.

Helga: RAWR!

Girl: Whoa did you see the jean scream helga did on that poor boy?
by Mister Darko August 20, 2006
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Skinny Jeans

A highly popular tight fighting style of jeans
Craig : Wow Kiersten's wearing Skinny Jeans today!

Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!

Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!
by SlopNChop April 20, 2018
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