the image you see when i guy wearing wranglers lifts his knees to his chest. often called JB. It is the male equivelent of camel toe/ vajeana
"put your legs down you got jean balls."
"dude nobody wants to see your JB"
"i thought that girls camel toe was bad but that guy had jean EVERYTHING"
"dude nobody wants to see your JB"
"i thought that girls camel toe was bad but that guy had jean EVERYTHING"
by mr. 2010 1/2 July 11, 2010

He's the third most loyal friend in the world. Has the energy of a Chad. Thinks math is the greatest but tries to look like someone so cool they dropped out of highschool
by weasel450 August 3, 2019

by TheOriginalCareBear April 11, 2009

by The Return of Light Joker May 10, 2010

My girlfriend wasn't wearing her sex jeans so she had to take a moment to pull of her tight skinny jeans. The moment was completely ruined.
by davidddddddd February 22, 2009

1. When you get to a formal party that you didn't know was formal wearing jeans and the host starts screaming at you.
Boy: Hello Helga
Helga: Your wearing JEANS!? How can you fucking wear jeans to a party? Are you crazy!?
Boy: Oh I'm sorry when I heard who the party was for I thought I could wear jeans and flip flops with socks.
Helga: RAWR!
Girl: Whoa did you see the jean scream helga did on that poor boy?
Helga: Your wearing JEANS!? How can you fucking wear jeans to a party? Are you crazy!?
Boy: Oh I'm sorry when I heard who the party was for I thought I could wear jeans and flip flops with socks.
Helga: RAWR!
Girl: Whoa did you see the jean scream helga did on that poor boy?
by Mister Darko August 20, 2006

Craig : Wow Kiersten's wearing Skinny Jeans today!
Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!
Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!
Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!
Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!
by SlopNChop April 20, 2018
