can-shitting

When you really have to go, so you take a crap in a can, bottle, cup, etc.
There's no gas station for miles! I'll have to try can-shitting.
by fuckanasspls April 10, 2015
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'Dy of the can'

Referring to one of Linguini Bros' written down lyrics. This basically means "candy," the "'dy" stands for the "dy" part that comes after can, and the "can'" part comes before the dy part.

This makes it so that the next line will rhyme, as this phrase was made for rap.
'Dy of the can' = candy
W4VEFORM: I won't hop in your van, it's not that I don't want the 'dy of the 'can, it's just that I know you don't be makin' bands.
Person in the van (kidnapper): 'Dy of the can'? What the fuck is that?
W4VEFORM: candy...
by dictonaryboy May 10, 2023
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Canned Sardine

A rather large, overweight person wearing a coat or jacket too small for him/her.
Harold went to go buy a coat and when he went to try it on, someone told him he was a Canned Sardine.
by Crusty Joe August 31, 2010
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Tiny Cans

When you show up to the party with tiny Heineken cans, your new name becomes "Tiny Cans"
Hey Tiny Cans! Drink some regular sized beer!
by T1cK June 25, 2016
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Shakin' the can

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room so that he could begin shakin' the can to some gay porn.
by Johnny Punani July 26, 2007
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canned jew

When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight
In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !
by Bum check February 18, 2016
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can-gab

IPA: kan gab

1. n. Conversation (not always with a stranger) between stalls in a public toilet.

2. v. (plural) To converse while high on drugs in a bathroom.

3. n. Trivial communication (usu. speech), oft. self-rectifying; (adj.) absurd and/or off topic.
1. Listen, jim, I overheard some wicked can gab back there, I think the shit is about to hit the fan!

2. I thought it was just idle can-gab, but then the toilet exploded.

3. I been waitin' for the bathroom for like ten minutes! I'm about to pee myself and all I can hear is those two can-gabbing and giggling like school girls!

4. When they started talking about Luminous Bodies, the crowd thought it was so deep, but it was absolute can-gab.

5. I know it's a seminar, but his question was just so...I don't know...can-gab.
by Zero & Lefty February 08, 2011
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