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That thing or person in your life that appears to exist simply to make your continued existence more difficult. This can be a friend, family member, colleague, pet, or just your hoopty that makes your life difficult. This is differentiated from a simple issue in that it can't easily be eliminated without substantial cost and rather than passively irritating you the PCIE appears to thrive on creating more trouble.
My personal chaos injection engine decided the set all my clothes on fire last night because I deleted "The Bold Type" from the DVR.
by Evil Architect June 26, 2018
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Mother of Invention

A woman with trust issues so intent on proving her spouse is cheating when they are not, they make constant accusations about them and other women, so eventually they drive their spouse into the arms of someone else
"Aye mate, that's me single, She was the Instrument of her own downfall. Accused me of having sex with all sorts when I wasn't. So what did I do to the Mother of Invention? I went Baw Deep in her sister and left."
by Jabbamac December 8, 2018
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Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit
Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.
by 69kisses January 5, 2020
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Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection
Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....
by Vice420 August 20, 2020
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holly and the yeast infection

The act of looking your mother dead in the face mid panic attack telling her you have a yeast infection after being broken up with
Oh did you hear about that girl

Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night
by Anneboleynpan1522 September 7, 2020
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Inner Ear Injection

When a man jerks off through a person's gauge stretched earlobe hole and then ejaculates into the person's ear.
As I gave him and 'inner ear injection' I thought to myself, "If I gauge my ears, will he do this for me?"
by @therealpopeyeschickensandwich October 15, 2020
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a resemblance of a person not wanting you to his/her birthday party. being mean or disrespectful to a person may cause this to happen.
person 1: you suck!
person 2: im not inviting you to my birthday party
by webinterprise November 5, 2020
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