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Diaper Inventor Guy

A customer, regardless of his 400 credit score, coming into a Mercedes Benz dealership and saying he is going to come back with a cashiers check for 200k dollars when his diaper invention pays off. Of course this person is never heard from again. This can apply to any said person pretending to have the ability to pay cash for expensive items when in reality they are only fooling themselves.

orgin CA
Oh, I wont be financing this vehicle, I am bringing back a cashiers check for the full amount because of my (insert any answer here like im getting a big inheritance, or my diaper invention is paying off.) Hence, diaper inventor guy will never be seen again.
by JC, VT September 5, 2009
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crime scene investigation

The act of rumaging around in a female's trash for evidence that she is on her period.
I took a shit in this girls appartment last night. After a little crime scene investigation, I decided to bolt.
by Double D Nice August 17, 2009
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Inverted Vagina

An extremely rare condition in which the vagina is upside down and somehow fused with the asshole.
"Watch out for her, I hear she's got an inverted vagina. My friend said she even pooped out his ass baby last year."
by Ali The Vagina Expert January 11, 2008
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Inverted

Another word for drunk
*because you are the opposite of yourself when drunk*
"dude i'm so inverted"

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"i don't really want to get inverted tonight guys"
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ill intentions

generally soft core rap group based out of small town iowa. known for raping pigs and humping cows.
Did you go to the ill intentions concert? nope.
by sexy dog 32 October 21, 2011
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Invert

A girl who is so ugly that she gets uglier as you become more intoxicated, rather than becoming more attractive.
-Dude, I'm gonna drink until she's pretty
-I don't think it will work. She's definitely an invert.
by chevynut14 January 12, 2010
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inventory

a term used to secretly talk about a women being on her menstral cycle.
Boyfriend: Hey can we have sex tonight?

Girlfriend: No, I am still doing inventory.
by lunaskypie June 18, 2008
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