by Dragostea Din Tei April 28, 2005

Having all the responsibilities of a boyfriend with none of the benefits. Seen as a dick in a jar for women when she can't fuck someone better.
Mike had a crush on Kelly for years, but being in the friend zone prevented him from getting anywhere with her.
by Salvivor August 27, 2009

This zone is occupied by women who are less than a 5 on the crazy scale and more than an 8 on the hot scale. These women are in fact unicorns; they don't exist. If you find a unicorn, safely and carefully capture it. Many tests need to be run on these creatures in an effort to replicate their characteristics.
John- "Dude, I think Jane is in the unicorn zone."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
by MarkALicIous July 30, 2015

I plan to drink just enough to get into the Goldilocks Zone and then drink in moderation to stay there all night.
by Jewsef March 8, 2017

The period of time of female orgasm aftermath when the man has the free zone to pleasure as he pleases.
“She’s normally not in to butt stuff, but I got it in during the Oh-zone”
“After she got in the Oh-zone, she let me fuck her foot for the first time”
“After she got in the Oh-zone, she let me fuck her foot for the first time”
by Raddick June 10, 2018

A code term used to describe the size of a man's penis without having to give specific details. Being "in the happy zone" means you are at least average or a little above. (5.5-8 inches) See also the Frankenstein Zone and the Outrageous Zone.
by GregiPop April 17, 2011

Also known as CZing. The ultimate zone of chillness you could possibly be in. This is a state of peak relaxation and far from any care in the world. This usually involves greenery and comfortable chairs/couches, and typically has a baller television in front of the person with a XBox 360 connected. Absolutely zero work is accomplished while a person is chill-zoning, but, this is no ones fault, they are only abiding by the common rule of CZing. Homies often chill-zone in small groups and blaze together while they hate on common lame people they know. Interrupting a person while they are in a state of chill-zoning will easily gain you a bad rep with him and the rest of his homies, this is an example of when killin the chillin is a bad idea.
by Hatemasterflex August 2, 2012
