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Hippo

If a girl texts you "hippo", it might mean yupp
D: do you like pizza?
E: hippo
D: what?
E: *yupp
by Dantheman9629 October 8, 2014
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HIPPO-critical

Feminist celebrities who betray SJW causes for financial gain.

Fat nagging females who constantly complain about their husbands.
Lena Dunham said her male writers sexual assault accuser was one of the 3% who made a false accusation yet said previously women lie about lunch, not rape. Scarlet Johansen berates James Franco but defends her director Woody Allen accusations as here say. Both are hippo-critical hags who sell their cause out for money.

Rosie Odonel accepted hush money instead of going to the police and charging Harvey Weinstein with rape. That makes Rosie hippo-critical and her accounts of events unreliable.

Honey Booboo's mother June was so hippo-critical that no man could possibly put up with her.
by Captain Trunch January 21, 2018
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Hippocampus

He's being a hippocampus, again.
by BeelzeTheWeasel July 9, 2018
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lurking hippo

a quite practical joke involving removing the lid of the flushing compartment of a toilet and shitting into it, then closing the compartment leaving little to no evidence. the unsuspecting victim may wait months to realise why the toilet stinks like shit all the time and it is starting to flush out brown water. named such because of the way it bobs in the top for a long time like a hippopotamus.
Dave: Man I hate the guy thats hosting this party.
Jim: Yeh, so do I. Hes such a fuckwit.
Dave: Well, luckily i just left him a lurking hippo to thank him for the invite.
by dannyphantom101 June 21, 2010
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hippo-cheese

Spoken through the ages by hoopy froods with fascinations for monkies, cheese, hippos and smelly hippies. Hippo cheese has a variety of different meanings depending on the word put in front of it. It is used to enphasize a point in a hoopy way, that makes all around very confused or relaxed and groovy.
Dave Heeley is such a stupid hippo cheese. (He's a wanker)
Johnny Depp is such a froody hippo cheese. (Cooooool)
What a schnozzle of a hippo cheese. (That's confusing)
by David Noble June 10, 2004
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hippo waddle saurus

A person who's exessive weight causes them to walk in an un-natural way.

A visually based description of 'overweight persons who waddle like a hippo when they walk' that emphasises the physical vilgarity of obesity.
It took ages to get through the checkout at the mall, I got stuck behind a hippo waddle saurus.
by Steelbeard January 14, 2009
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The Hungry Hippo

The Hungry Hippo is a sex position that is used when the girl is currently in reverse cowgirl ontop of the male and the male does a front flip so that the woman is now upside down whilst the male is on top pounding the fuck out of her, this is like a wrestling type move and should only be done if you think you can do it first time.
Hunny I'm about to go do The Hungry Hippo, WATCH OUT!!
by SPICEMAN20002 January 9, 2015
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