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Molto Homo

by Gooooooooch December 5, 2020
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homo handle

Walk behind one of your very homo-phobic friends when he/she is least expecting it. From behind, take one hand and place it on their hip and one hand on their shoulder and bend them over from behind and proceed to hump them. This manuever works particularly well when the recieving party has been drinking or intoxicated because it takes them a few moments to realize just what is going on.
by Casey S.W. July 9, 2003
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homo-rage

Gay Anger, gay madness, gay actually flamming, gay bitch arguing.
John: Hey why is Jaime yelling and crying?

Woody: Oh that's pure homo-rage
by Rule 20 May 10, 2005
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Oscar De La Homo

Not to be confused with the real boxer Oscar De La Hoya. An Oscar De La homo is a severely undersized man who takes up boxing/Mixed martial arts because he thinks he is tough(when he is not). He is the object of laughter to many because he is oblivious to how ridiculous he makes himself look when he takes himself seriously.
Did you see Nate's pictures posing with boxing gloves?? He is such an Oscar De La Homo!
by Agnes B March 25, 2009
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No homo

A phrase, that only insecure little pussies use, meaning to clarify that one did not mean to say something as if to hit on you. This phrase is usually used at times when the other person probably wouldn't of even thought it was "homo" to begin with if you hadn't have brought it up.
Buddy: I like your shoes, no homo!

Guy: Thanks. I love your penis, no homo.

Buddy: Thank you.
by Giovanni Mann July 22, 2011
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Hoeology

A guide to understand Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency. Or the study of a Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency.
1) If she sleeps with guys after knowing them less then a week she is a hoe
2) If she loves guys after sleeping with them and she only knew them less then 2 weeks she’s a hoe
3) If she goes for only one type of guy she has potential to be a hoe
I. If she generalize what guys she dates
II. Or if she only dates one type of guy
III. Dates dirty guys or guys that a hoes
IV. Believe that certain types of guys are perfect
4) She is a cock tease potential to be a hoe
I. Dress like a hoe but never gives up anything
II. Thinks its cute to tease and play mind games
III. Dress To sexy and flaunts their gifts
5) Being annoying and
I. being confusing and playing games can be a hoe
6) Dressing to much like a hoe
I. Gives it up too much
7) When they become friends with you when she knows you like her
I. She Flaunts your friendship
II. Tells you constantly there can never be nothing more, but in reality if your such a great friend why wouldn’t you be a good b/f????
8) When she calls you repeatedly about another guy constantly
I. If she calls you about same problem about her b/f …
II. When the guy keeps treating her wrong and she never learns shes a hoe
9) If she ask to borrow anything of your things for another guy

If you meet a girl and she meets two things off this list she is a hoe… This list will be continued when we have found more hoe tendency’s
And always remember you cant turn a hoe into a house wife, hoes dont act right
by Sxu 220 October 2, 2004
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