one who has only been doing things one way there whole life and is afraid to try something different. hicks don't act civilized and are often rednecks or hillbillies. hicks are everywhere.
by clevelandsteamer August 31, 2005
Get the hick mug.1. a noun; A derogatory term describing or referring to a person from a rural background or community. The noun hick usually describes lower class whites raised in rural areas on trailer parks or hog farms. Generally used more for Midwesterners and people from southern Ontario than Southerners (see: redneck)
General defining characteristics of a hick: Protestant upbringing, usually Baptist; racist and sexist opinions; does not attend collage ; dumber than a post. They often have poor grammar and drive pickup trucks. They care very little for the environment and often do not realize that their livelihood farming, is dependent upon a healthy and stable environment. However they are not solely farmers. In fact most hick's live in rural areas and live off welfare because they are too stupid to know how to farm.
They can usually be identified through the usage of the following words. Y'all, Yous (They fail to recognize that you can be both plural and singular) We's Thems, etc.
Thus they have poor comprehension of vocabulary and basic tenants of the English language.
General defining characteristics of a hick: Protestant upbringing, usually Baptist; racist and sexist opinions; does not attend collage ; dumber than a post. They often have poor grammar and drive pickup trucks. They care very little for the environment and often do not realize that their livelihood farming, is dependent upon a healthy and stable environment. However they are not solely farmers. In fact most hick's live in rural areas and live off welfare because they are too stupid to know how to farm.
They can usually be identified through the usage of the following words. Y'all, Yous (They fail to recognize that you can be both plural and singular) We's Thems, etc.
Thus they have poor comprehension of vocabulary and basic tenants of the English language.
Kerri Lee Smith: Thems people from the city are such butt fucking idiots.
Me: I can't believe how stupid my roommate is. I cannot believe she just said that yet spent all weekend being fucked in the ass, thus failing to see the irony of such a statement.
I wish she would just drive her pickup truck back to her fucking trailer park.
Further Example: (In hick writing) "Yous people turn them alarm Clocks of! Its 1:30 PM in the morning! I cant gets no sleep cuz of yous butt fucking idiots! I'm horney!"
"I pokes my urethra with a Pencil to get them bacterias out"
N.B. My Roommate Kerri Lee Smith is such a huge fucking hick. She calls all people from the city butt fucking idiots and usually demonstrates poor grammar. E.g using expressions such as "good on ya", "sure as fuck",
Me: I can't believe how stupid my roommate is. I cannot believe she just said that yet spent all weekend being fucked in the ass, thus failing to see the irony of such a statement.
I wish she would just drive her pickup truck back to her fucking trailer park.
Further Example: (In hick writing) "Yous people turn them alarm Clocks of! Its 1:30 PM in the morning! I cant gets no sleep cuz of yous butt fucking idiots! I'm horney!"
"I pokes my urethra with a Pencil to get them bacterias out"
N.B. My Roommate Kerri Lee Smith is such a huge fucking hick. She calls all people from the city butt fucking idiots and usually demonstrates poor grammar. E.g using expressions such as "good on ya", "sure as fuck",
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tracktor-trailer driving, tin-spitting, tobacco-chewing, beer-bellied fatass uggo with chicken legs who lives in a hammock with 92 illegitimate hick children who all call you"MA" even though youre male, while fighting over the BIG spoon, so they could all eat mayonaisey ham goop
tracktor-trailer driving, tin-spitting, tobacco-chewing, beer-bellied fatass uggo with chicken legs who lives in a hammock with 92 illegitimate hick children who all call you"MA" even though youre male, while fighting over the BIG spoon, so they could all eat mayonaisey ham goop
I'sa gonna goes up to my TRAK-turrr and eats ma ham goop with 37 lbs of MAYnaise and theeeeeen i's gon' go baCK to my HAMMOCK and sit there all day with my 92 illegitimate hick children who all call me "MA"
by diiscolemonade July 8, 2009
Get the Hick mug.A rudely derogatory and hypocritical and racist term used by ignorant liberals who live in the city and rape and kill eachother and their sisters and their mothers and sometimes even their fathers.
These liberal idiots claim to be for the environment and yet have a snobby attitude towards anyone who doesn't live in the concrete amongst the gay bars and the dildo shops and the tattoo parlors and the strip clubs and other sleaze such as pimps and hoes and drive-by-shootings.If you don't enjoy all that then you're an ignorant "hick" who doesn't know what you're missing (in their view)
These big city retards also like to "hick bash" by making fun of "mullets" as if only people from the south have ever had long hair.Nevermind that just about every rock band from Los Angeles in the last 30 years has had a mullet.Especially them tattooed and pierced 80's glam fagz! And they all did meth-amphetemines first!
These liberal idiots claim to be for the environment and yet have a snobby attitude towards anyone who doesn't live in the concrete amongst the gay bars and the dildo shops and the tattoo parlors and the strip clubs and other sleaze such as pimps and hoes and drive-by-shootings.If you don't enjoy all that then you're an ignorant "hick" who doesn't know what you're missing (in their view)
These big city retards also like to "hick bash" by making fun of "mullets" as if only people from the south have ever had long hair.Nevermind that just about every rock band from Los Angeles in the last 30 years has had a mullet.Especially them tattooed and pierced 80's glam fagz! And they all did meth-amphetemines first!
And talk about living in trailers...
Hollywood actors sure spend alot of time in trailers fuckin their producers!
Hollywood actors sure spend alot of time in trailers fuckin their producers!
by Goddamn I hate hypocrites August 12, 2004
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